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You know, I wish you could really talk to me. Because then, we could be best friends forever and ever.
Ted
He talks! (JOHN'S DAD LAUGHS) I'm going to name you Teddy.
Ted
All the children were opening their gifts with holiday glee.
Ted
Hey, GUYS, can I play? Get out of here, Bennett. Get lost, Bennett! Get out of here, Bennett! Yeah, Bennett get lost.
Ted
Mom, Dad, guess what? My teddy bear's alive! (CHUCKLES) Really? Well, isn't that exciting. No, Mom, he's really alive. Look.
Ted
(MOUTHING) Tom Skerritt! Wow!
Ted
I know I'm not a talking teddy bear, but at least you didn't have to make a magical wish to get me.
Ted
SAM: How we doing, ace?
Ted
Where are you going? Taking a cab. I'm going home.
Ted
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
Ted
MAN: asshole! TED: That's my bad. I was sending a tweet.
Ted
TED: Yeah, see, there's the guy.
Ted
You can do any '90s song with just vowels. (SINGING)
Ted
