Yeah, I'd rather just not talk about it. Do you want to go get a drink after this? I feel like I could use one after seeing a guy almost die. (CLEARS THROAT) No, I think I'd rather just have you take me home. One drink. Come on. No, not really feeling up to it. All right, I get it. And, you know, I don't blame you. I mean, when you think about it, it was actually really unfair of him to embarrass you like that.
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(PLASTER SMASHING) Oh, my God!
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Can you call him back? No, it's blocked.
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(WOMAN MOANING)
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Johnny, there you are. I had to get some air. That guy from your office is in there on the couch making outwith that Van Wilder-looking guy.
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Look, I'm sorry, I messed up... John, I need you out of the apartment tonight.
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Yeah! Thanks. We're going to take a short break, but we'll be back in a few.
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Happy playtime.
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You know, you guys seem pretty cool. You like to party?
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Lori!
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You know what? You're acting like a cock. You know that? What? I'm acting like a cock? Yes, you are. So shut your meat hole for a second and listen to me. Huh? Meat hole? What? That's not right, is it? No. "Pudding hole"? Is that what they say? No, it can't be that either.
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You crazy! You crazy, man!
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(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)
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(LAUGHS) That's my buddy, Johnny. Not the lobster, the guy running it.
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John longed with all his heart for that one, true friend that he could call his own.
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NARRATOR: Now, if there's one thing you can be sure of, it's that nothing is more powerful than a young boy's wish.
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It began in 1985, in a town just outside Boston.
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Well, as it does every year, Christmas morning finally came.
