You can put the ring in her ass, let her fart it out. (THEME MUSIC PLAYING)
Ted
4.2s
Listen, why don't John and I go get a drink at the bar?
Ted
2.2s
Yeah. Take pride in that.
Ted
1.2s
Top Gun.
Ted
9.3s
Hey, anything for you. This is all part of the new, grown-up adult John Bennett, so you better get used to him. Really?
Ted
2.6s
Just to be clear, I'm not embarrassed.
Ted
4.4s
Huh? Yeah, because of that dog fight that I tried to break up.
Ted
1.4s
(AUDIENCE CONTINUES BOOING)
Ted
1.5s
I heard you got busted.
Ted
1.2s
Hello?
Ted
9.6s
Because, "How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?" (CHUCKLES) Right? Pink Floyd. Look, the point is, you're blaming me for something that you did to yourself.
Ted
33.9s
Just a man with a man's courage He knows nothing but a man But he can never fail No one but the pure in heart Can find the golden grail How you doing? Good to meet you.
Ted
3.1s
You get the job, we're celebrating after, okay?
Ted
2.7s
Whoa, whoa! Stop, stop! That's them, turn around!
Ted
2.7s
Okay, all right, so that's where we'll draw the line.
Ted
4.4s
Ted? Listen, I got to call you back. No, John, don't hang up! I'm in trouble.
