I don't know, I guess most guys wouldn't do that. Well, most guys don't have you to motivate them.
Ted
11s
Yeah, but what about "thunder buddies for life," Johnny? I know. I just don't know what to do, here. I know it sucks, but otherwise I'm going to lose her. And I do love her, Ted.
Ted
6.5s
He's such an asshole. Out of control. He's such a sleaze. A hundred bucks says he's showing her the diving team photo.
Ted
12.3s
Wow! Here are the ladies. Look at you guys. You guys look amazing. A little heavy on the eye makeup, but pretty good. Thank you, Rex. Thank you. You guys know Lori and Jim, right? John. You guys remember John. WOMEN: Hi.
Ted
8.2s
What do you mean? What kind of trouble? They got me. That freaky guy from the park, and that kid who I think is his son, but may also be his lover, I don't know. Whoa, whoa, slow down. Where are you?
Ted
2.6s
This is Jared. He's the guy who beat me up.
Ted
3.2s
Come on. We're going to the Hatch Shell.
Ted
1.6s
Are you out here all alone?
Ted
5.9s
They said they got separated and one of them had his foot stuck under a rock for like, five days. Wow. Mmm.
Ted
7.5s
I got your back on this. She won't know. I've been there. All right, this is one man to another. I don't really know you, but I'm trusting you, as a man. This is serious.
Ted
6.2s
Listen, if you're here to fight John's battles for him... Look, just let me talk first, all right? And then you can say whatever you want.
Ted
5.6s
I don't understand why you keep putting up with him. Yeah, I mean, the guy's 35, and he's working for a rental car service.
Ted
4.3s
All right, here's your keys, your rental agreement, complimentary map of Boston.
Ted
31.9s
Why the fuck would he say that? Sorry, you really shouldn't swear in front of children. Look, we're very interested in the bear. If you want to make some sort of arrangement here's my address and phone number. And you can call me any time, okay? Will do. Here it goes, in the really important pocket for really important stuff. Okay? Okay. Okay. See you later. Come on, Robert. TED: Take it easy. What the fuck? Can you imagine what that little shit would do to me? I could totally see him just taking you down to the basement and really slowly de-limbing you while singing some creepy Victorian nursery rhyme.
Ted
14.9s
So bad, but so good. (COUGHS) Hey, by the way, don't let me forget, you and I got to nail down a plan for the Bruins game tomorrow night. No, I can't. I'm taking Lori to dinner. For what? Well, we've been dating four years tomorrow. Oh, fuck me. Nice.
Ted
3.1s
My relationship is at a very delicate stage, you know.
