Baby, I don't know if this is going to work. Please, just try.
Ted
3s
(CHUCKLING) You... you are a... You surprise me.
Ted
7.4s
Look, all I'm saying is that Boston women are, on the whole, a paler, uglier sort than women from the elsewheres of life.
Ted
3.7s
She's the most important... (COUGHING)
Ted
1.2s
Shit! Yes!
Ted
2.7s
You're just like the Baby Jesus.
Ted
1.2s
(LAUGHING)
Ted
14.7s
NARRATOR: But through all the fame, Teddy never forgot his very best friend, John. The thunder can't get us, right? Nope, we're thunder buddies, and the thunder knows it. We're totally safe. (THUNDER RUMBLING)
Ted
5.8s
Ted! I'm alive, Johnny! Oh, my God! I'm alive. Your magical wish worked!
Ted
4.9s
Johnny. You're going to be okay, buddy. Do you understand? You're going to be fine.
Ted
1.4s
(STAMMERS)
Ted
3s
WOMAN: Good morning, Lori. Good morning.
Ted
7.1s
Uh... Hi, my name is John Bennett, and this is for Lori Collins.
Ted
29.1s
Jesus Christ! What the fuck, man? Sorry. Look, Johnny, I know you're pissed, all right? But just listen to me for five seconds. I saw Lori leaving the apartment with Rex. What? I'm serious, John. I went over to talk to her and maybe take some of the heat off you. And there he was, picking her up. They were going to the Hatch Shell. You're fucking unbelievable, you know that? How stupid do you think I am? If you think that by making shit like that up you're going to make me choose some kind of loyalty to you over her you're out of your fucking mind. Johnny, it's the truth, I'm telling you. You know what? Get out of here.
