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I'm gonna dock you for dinging the car and for showing up late today, all right?
Ted
NARRATOR: Before long, Teddy had become a huge celebrity in his own right.
Ted
John and Lori were married in Cambridge by a very special Justice of the Peace.
Ted
Well, as it turned out, John picked the perfect night to make a wish.
Ted
Did you... Did you just talk? Don't look so surprised. You're the one who wished for it, aren't you?
Ted
Merry Christmas, everybody.
Ted
(LAUGHS) I'm just kidding you. I thought it would be funny if you thought I was fucking retarded.
Ted
And that was a promise that neither one of them ever forgot.
Ted
Yeah, John? Do you promise we'll always be together?
Ted
MAN: asshole! TED: That's my bad. I was sending a tweet.
Ted
Thanks so much for coming. My daughter better be alive, you sick son of a bitch.
Ted
