If-- If he still chooses to do it, then-- then so be it. But he needs to know. [sighs] I mean, he thinks that we don't love him anymore, Mom. We can't just let things end like that.
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Look, I need to be that guy one last time for us. - [sighs] - Dad. Th-- There's too many of 'em. Well, I have something they don't have.
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I can explain. [breathing heavily, gasping]
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- Hey, come on. Take it down. - Ooh.
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Or not. What do we do now?
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Is there a tough guy in there, Dan? Hmm?
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Sup, y'all? Kyllboi's back, baby.
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Fucking eyeball. [breathes shakily] - Jess. - Shut up. Shut up! I don't wanna hear it. I don't even wanna look at you. I just wanna find my kids, who don't have their goddamn phones because you threw them away! [crowd cheering]
I haven't changed you. We have to get this off of you before you get a rash. You forgot the diaper bag. - Oh. - [chuckling] [grunts] - Oh, my gosh. - [elevator dings] - Ooh, gosh. It's a real messy one. - [groans]
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- Yeah. You. - Come on. I wanted to tell you about everything, but there was never a good time. - Never a good time? - When was I gonna tell you? On our first date? Our second? When you were pregnant with Nina or by our fourth? - What? - Do the math, Nina. Any of those times would have been a better time. You should have told me the truth, and I could have made up my own mind. You're right. I'm sorry. I was stupid and selfish. But I was in love with you. I mean, you've been my whole world since the moment we met. Being your husband and their father, that's the real me. That's all that matters to me. All right. I swear on my life, I'll never keep anything from you again.
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I didn't want you to fight him.
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You're not anti-technology. You're-- You're awesome.
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I want every inch of this atrium covered.
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[Dan sighs] - Mmm? Oh, shit. - Hey. Anniversary sex. - [moaning] - Mmm, I'm awake. I'm awake. I'm totally awake. - [breathes heavily] - I'm so sorry tonight was a bust. - I'm gonna make it up to you, I promise. - Oh, it's okay. - [groans, moans] - It's okay. [moans] You know what? I should have kicked that guy's ass for what he said to you. [laughing] Oh, God. You totally could've taken him, honey. [inhales deeply, moans] [sighs] Oh, babe. Sorry. I shouldn't have laughed.
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- Ow. - Sorry. [chuckles] No way. A Sky Raven drone? Awesome. [tracker] Just, careful with it.
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- Thank you. - Thank you.
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Hey, bro. Everyone I know is talking about what Kyllboi did at HyperX last night. - Really? - Yeah. [chuckles] Kyle. Less talking, more tying, okay?