(COUGHS) Jesus, this is weak. It's not even getting me high. I got to have a talk with my weed guy. It's working for me. I think it sucks. I'm going to have a talk with him. I don't know that you want to go to a drug dealer with complaints. No. I know this guy a long time. I've known him since 9/11. You remember? I was, like, "Oh, shit, 9/11. I got to get high."
Ted
1.2s
(RIPPING)
Ted
3s
Don't ever lose her again.
Ted
1.2s
I need.
Ted
1.3s
(METAL SCRAPING)
Ted
2.7s
She's your thunder buddy now.
Ted
2.5s
Oh, my God! Ted!
Ted
3.5s
I guess I wasn't really prepared for a follow-up question.
Ted
2.9s
Even more than me.
Ted
12s
Did you ever hear a Boston girl have an orgasm? (IN BOSTON ACCENT) Oh, yeah, oh, yeah! Harder! Harder! Oh, God, that was so good! Now I'm going to stuff my fucking face with Pepperidge Farm!
Ted
2.2s
It's okay, I'll drive you. I feel fine.
Ted
2.6s
I don't think so. I'm...
Ted
1.2s
I'm in trouble.
Ted
2.2s
I know, sir, I'm sorry. It wasn't my fault.
Ted
8.5s
Fuck! Shit. Oh, man! TED: Johnny, I'm sorry, man. That car just came out of nowhere. God, is it bad?
