Listen, if you're here to fight John's battles for him... Look, just let me talk first, all right? And then you can say whatever you want.
Ted
1.2s
Teddy?
Ted
2.5s
...the most important part of your life.
Ted
1.8s
You wished for my life back.
Ted
7.5s
I got your back on this. She won't know. I've been there. All right, this is one man to another. I don't really know you, but I'm trusting you, as a man. This is serious.
Ted
4.3s
All right, here's your keys, your rental agreement, complimentary map of Boston.
Ted
5.6s
I don't understand why you keep putting up with him. Yeah, I mean, the guy's 35, and he's working for a rental car service.
Ted
2.9s
Wow. Goddamn right, "Wow."
Ted
9.2s
What the hell? Hey, man, you think you can open more than one register? There's, like, 1,000 people here. There's supposed to be three registers open. For God's sakes.
Ted
3.2s
You know, Lori, someday, there's going to be a ring in there.
Ted
14.7s
NARRATOR: But through all the fame, Teddy never forgot his very best friend, John. The thunder can't get us, right? Nope, we're thunder buddies, and the thunder knows it. We're totally safe. (THUNDER RUMBLING)
Ted
1.4s
Than falling...
Ted
7.2s
You know, you had no business being out on that dance floor, but I'm really happy that you were. (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
Ted
6.8s
Check this out. That's me on the high school diving team. We dove the shit out of that pool that year.
Ted
6.2s
Dude, one man to another. I got you on this. Thank you. I'll be back.
Ted
2.7s
Isn't love enough? I submit that love is enough.
Ted
2.4s
(SCREAMING) (DISHES SHATTERING) Jesus H. Fuck!
Ted
16.2s
A-E-I-O-U See? There, proof. Garfield's eyes look like a pair of tits. You were right. If you can punch through this wall, you really are Flash Gordon. Are you going to do it? I'm going to punch through it. Come on, Sam, do it! Do it!
