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My God, it's so clean. Well, there are my little gangsters. Posting bail for my Petey. Really took me back to the good old days. - Thank you, by the way. - Where are the kids? Karen had to take them to a temporary placement for the night. She said it's the first time she's heard of CPS removing kids from their adoptive home the night before their hearing. Speaking of which, I found your statement to the judge on your printer. Needs some work. Mom, it's too late. We submitted it last week. Well, resubmit it! Jesus! "We want whatever is best for the kids, whether that means staying with us or returning to their birth mother." What if the judge reads that crap in front of Lizzy? That's why we wrote it like that, Mom. If she thinks our statement's the reason her mom doesn't get custody, she's gonna hate us more than she does now. She doesn't hate you. She just thinks you don't love her. And that statement ain't gonna help.

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I said that, Your Honor, but again, I thought it was the person who sent her the... Mrs. Wagner, did you at one time force Lizzy's friends to leave your home by way of a bedroom window? - It was a ground floor window. - Good. Points for you. And at that same occasion, did you tell Lizzy to call CPS and to come and take the kids? - She didn't mean that. - I did not mean that. That was in the heat of an argument. - Your Honor, I have a statement. - Yes, I've read it, thank you. - We actually wrote a new one. - Ma'am, excuse me, but I have your... Please, Your Honor, we were up late working on it. I can read it very fast. "Lizzy once asked us why we took them in. And at the time, we couldn't answer her." - Ma'am, please sit down. - Please, Your Honor, can you let me say the answer? No. Sit. This hearing is not about you. Judging by Lizzy's statement, you might be back in court soon enough, so let's save that heartwarming speech for that occasion.

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- Bye-bye, scumbag. - Filthy pedophile. Yeah. Enjoy your life as a sex offender. Pedophile. You're arresting us? The guy was sending pictures of his knob to a minor. - Why are you arresting us? - Really good. Good work, guys.

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- Did Lizzy tell you that? - Oh, come on, Ellie. I grew up a lot like that kid. You get reminded what a sack of shit you are five times a day, after a while, you can't believe anyone could ever love you.

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For what it's worth, I heard what you guys did in there. You're good parents, looking out for your kids. - If I'd had a chance to do the same... - The kids! Oh, my God! - Juan, Lita! Oh, my God, I'm so sorry! - Guys!

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You know that we love you, right? No. But that's not you, it's me. I thought I just covered all that.

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Man, I didn't even touch that girl.

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But I do love you both.

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Speaking of court, um, I just wanted to apologize for what I wrote to the judge. It was all true. It was a little out of context maybe, but there's no hard feelings. Actually, I wanted to give you the statement we wrote that we couldn't read in court, just so you have it. Yeah.

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Come on, buddy. You haven't touched your pasta. You want me to reheat it for you?

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Okay, all your court bears are in here, the new ones as well.

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Lita, come on, get your stuff. Bye, Meatball.

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Sweetie, good night. I love you. Love you too.

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It's okay, buddy. That's okay, buddy.

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All right. Get up! Come on. Let's go.

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- Good night, buddy. - Good night.

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Guys, Mom's here.

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Here you go. What if when we go live with our mom, she doesn't know how to make my noodles the way I like to have them? Don't worry, pal. Lizzy will show her the way we do the cheese for you so your mom can make it for you just the way you like. - Yeah. - Okay. Come on, guys. Don't be sad on our last night. You know what? I think we should tell Pete and Ellie thank you, you know, for everything they've done for us, yeah? - Thank you. - Well, thank you, pal. Yeah, thank you, guys. - Lita? - I don't want to say anything. Oh, honey.

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