So bad, but so good. (COUGHS) Hey, by the way, don't let me forget, you and I got to nail down a plan for the Bruins game tomorrow night. No, I can't. I'm taking Lori to dinner. For what? Well, we've been dating four years tomorrow. Oh, fuck me. Nice.
Ted
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Teddy?
Ted
1.4s
John“.
Ted
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Why the fuck would he say that? Sorry, you really shouldn't swear in front of children. Look, we're very interested in the bear. If you want to make some sort of arrangement here's my address and phone number. And you can call me any time, okay? Will do. Here it goes, in the really important pocket for really important stuff. Okay? Okay. Okay. See you later. Come on, Robert. TED: Take it easy. What the fuck? Can you imagine what that little shit would do to me? I could totally see him just taking you down to the basement and really slowly de-limbing you while singing some creepy Victorian nursery rhyme.
Ted
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My relationship is at a very delicate stage, you know.
Ted
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Because I love you.
Ted
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Teddy?
Ted
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They said they got separated and one of them had his foot stuck under a rock for like, five days. Wow. Mmm.
Ted
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Are you out here all alone?
Ted
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Listen, if you're here to fight John's battles for him... Look, just let me talk first, all right? And then you can say whatever you want.
Ted
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Teddy?
Ted
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...the most important part of your life.
Ted
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You wished for my life back.
Ted
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I got your back on this. She won't know. I've been there. All right, this is one man to another. I don't really know you, but I'm trusting you, as a man. This is serious.
Ted
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All right, here's your keys, your rental agreement, complimentary map of Boston.
Ted
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I don't understand why you keep putting up with him. Yeah, I mean, the guy's 35, and he's working for a rental car service.