You know, Sam, there's only one way to end a perfect day. What's that? Flash jump. Right. BOTH: One, two, three! Yeah!
Ted
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NARRATOR: And so John, Lori and Ted lived happily ever after.
Ted
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I need to tell you something.
Ted
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I'm so sorry.
Ted
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(SOBBING)
Ted
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Yeah.
Ted
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(JOHN ROARS) (LAUGHS) JOHN: Who lives here? I'm coming to get whoever lives here.
Ted
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Those are the ones you like, right? From that kiosk at the mall.
Ted
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You get the job, we're celebrating after, okay?
Ted
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And that was a promise that neither one of them ever forgot.
Ted
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(MOUTHING) Hi. Tom Skerritt.
Ted
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Come here, you bastard.
Ted
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(DOORBELL RINGING)
Ted
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I know you will.
Ted
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(COUGHS)
Ted
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Just a man with a man's courage He knows nothing but a man But he can never fail No one but the pure in heart Can find the golden grail How you doing? Good to meet you.
Ted
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Hey, Ted. Hey, Johnny, what are you doing? You want to come over and catch a buzz?
Ted
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And don't worry, I'll do my very best to get this job that I so crave.
