Fuck! Shit. Oh, man! TED: Johnny, I'm sorry, man. That car just came out of nowhere. God, is it bad?
Ted
1.2s
Oh, Jesus!
Ted
4.9s
This song is so great. Oh, yeah. Chris Brown can do no wrong.
Ted
2.4s
Lori, wait, please.
Ted
1.2s
Please.
Ted
1.2s
Hello?
Ted
1.2s
(SIGHS)
Ted
15.2s
(SINGING) All I wanted was a sweet distraction For an hour or two Had no intention to do Still better than Katy Perry.
Ted
6.4s
JOHN'S MOM: Listen to your father! Come here! Helen, get my gun. Dad, no! Is it a hugging gun? Helen, get my gun, and call the police!
Ted
6.8s
Okay, so, if you need anything... Yeah, I know. Don't worry, Johnny, I'll be fine.
Ted
4.4s
Huh? Yeah, because of that dog fight that I tried to break up.
Ted
1.6s
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
Ted
1.3s
SAM: How we doing, ace?
Ted
1.4s
(WATER BUBBLING)
Ted
2s
Rex, I got to go.
Ted
19.8s
(STAMMERS) I think I need to clear the air here a little. Yeah, I'm kind of a fun-time boss and what-not. But, look, man, I do that with everybody at the office. I'm a kook. I have no designs on your girlfriend. We work together, and that's it. I think you're a great guy and she's a very lucky girl.
Ted
8.8s
Rex was forced to give up his pursuit of Lori. Not long afterward, he fell into a deep depression and died of Lou Gehrig's disease.
