JOHN'S MOM: Listen to your father! Come here! Helen, get my gun. Dad, no! Is it a hugging gun? Helen, get my gun, and call the police!
Ted
8.4s
NARRATOR: And that's the story of how one magical wish forever changed the lives of three very special friends.
Ted
1.8s
You wished for my life back.
Ted
1.9s
I love you, too.
Ted
2.7s
It's a Christmas miracle.
Ted
17.3s
So, where are John and Teddy today? Well, let me put it this way. No matter how big a splash you make in this world, whether you're Corey Feldman, Frankie Muniz, Justin Bieber, or a talking teddy bear, eventually, nobody gives a shit.
Ted
1.3s
Hello, Teddy.
Ted
1.3s
(SOBBING)
Ted
10s
You're back! Yeah, I mean, when you sewed me up you put some of the stuffing in the wrong places so I'm a little fucked up. But will you take care of me forever and ever?
