Uh-huh. And if I don't get the job, are we still going to smoke that pot?
Ted
2.7s
There's no putting things right. She fucking hates me.
Ted
4.7s
TAMI-LYNN: Who was that guy? That was Sinead O'Connor. She don't look so good no more.
Ted
2.9s
Now, I have to give you an ouch.
Ted
4.2s
Oh, my God. Holy shit!
Ted
1.7s
Move, sucker!
Ted
1.2s
Lori, I...
Ted
10.1s
Now, Ted, you belong to Robert now, okay? You do as he says. You think you're just going to get away with a kidnapping? That's a nice fucking example you're setting... (SHOUTING) Language! Sorry. Sorry.
Ted
4s
Huh? Turns out I'm gay, or whatever.
Ted
8.6s
Fuck. Shit, sorry, that's the thing from the... The old... Yeah, yeah. I'm not gay. I know. And you're not gay, so we're fine.
Ted
1.4s
RECORDED TOY VOICE: I love you!
Ted
8.6s
Not recently, no. I thought that was just for people in Florida. You better follow me. Come on. Johnny, I'm frightened.
Ted
13.2s
Oh, uh. No. Yeah. No, no. And it kills me to have to tell you no, because I'm a people pleaser. Yeah. Thank you for creeping up my night. And Jesus be with you... Okay. ...In Christ.
Ted
2.8s
Hey, GUY- What's going on?
Ted
34.3s
Did you just call me a whore? What? You just worry about your own "snatch." How about that, honey? Whoa! Whoa! JOHN: Whoa! What the hell happened? We're having a friendly meal here. This was a nice evening. Don't talk shit to me. I just asked you a question. You know, you're a freaking snob. You think you're cool because you work at some fucking fancy shit place, whatever. Okay, take it easy. Nice, Lori, real nice. Me? It's not my fault she can't speak English. Oh, fuck you! Just because you're on the business world and shit you think, what, everybody should suck your asshole, or something? Okay. All right, Tami, come on, honey. Let's get out of here. We'll go back to my place for a couple of vodka and strawberry Quiks. You know what? I gave birth once, bitch. I could kick your fucking ass.
Ted
6.5s
There you go. You got it. (LAUGHS) Nice. Good, huh? Good job.
