Man, we got a lot of pot in this car. I wish we could smoke it. Oh, we're gonna smoke it, all right, but just stuff it under the seat for now. We don't wanna go to jail. Yeah, that's a good idea.
Ted 2
2.5s
Ah, Ms. Jackson. Do come in.
Ted 2
1.2s
(HORN HONKING)
Ted 2
1.9s
Hey, Johnny. Johnny.
Ted 2
2.3s
And my fucking nose came off.
Ted 2
3.9s
This Patrick Meighan's got a classy setup, huh? Mmm.
Ted 2
1.7s
Come on, put your legs into it.
Ted 2
10s
God... (CHUCKLES) I don't know what to say. Johnny, thank you! Thank you so much! Hey, thunder buddies for life, remember?
Ted 2
15s
Okay, seriously, sir, uh, I just need alocafion. JOHN: Ferguson, Missouri. TED: Germanwings cockpit. Okay, I heard "Starbucks." TED: No, you didn't. JOHN: Nobody said "Starbucks." All right, Starbucks. Okay, now, who's in the Starbucks? TED: Bill Cosby. You people are monsters.
Ted 2
7s
I mean, I've never voted. I don't have a driver's license, I don't pay taxes. I mean, hell, this is the firstjob I ever had.
Ted 2
2.9s
Do you understand? (WHISPERS) Yes, I do.
Ted 2
10s
Uh, okay, why are we doing this back here? Well, you're a celebrity. I just don't want you to get mobbed when people recognize you. Yeah, that's true. I've been mistaken for an Ewok three times today. All right, let's do this.
Ted 2
5.3s
Hey! Hi, Mr. Meighan. Thank you so much for taking my call.
Ted 2
10s
Good morning. Now... My name's Donny. (SIGHS) Hi, Donny. Now this is a multi-platform release, so I want a full report on all... Fresh cakes.
Ted 2
1.2s
Come here.
Ted 2
1.5s
(RIPS) (GASPS)
Ted 2
6.7s
But you've just been so bummed out over your divorce lately that I just... You know, I didn't want to put you in an awkward position.
