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Word choice, man. [Shazam] Yeah, I regretted it as soon as it was coming out of my mouth. [Super Hero Eugene] It's just one of those words... [Shazam] I know. I just... "Dear daughters of Asshat-Las." -Burn! -[chuckles] I just came up with that. Make sure you put a dash in there, though, so it's really clear. Okay. [clears throat] Man, it's so good having Steve cover grammar and spelling and stuff, it makes me sound so much smarter.
Shazam! Fury of the Gods
25s
Okay, maybe, like, a partial total win. -Told you I suck at dodgeball. -[Shazam] Yeah, you do, yeah, but you know, look, Pedro, we all have our weak spots. You know what I mean? And hers... [chuckles] lack of strategic thinking. Now for the real trade. Freddy and the staff, for your freedom. [superhero Darla] And get rid of the dome. [Shazam] Oh, yeah. And get rid of the dome. 'Cause the city of brotherly love is gettin' a little moist.
Shazam! Fury of the Gods
23.9s
[clears throat] So... "A brother for a sister, huh? How's that feel? Also, how are you actually sisters, because the age difference is very noticeable, and slightly upsetting, I'm not gonna lie." Even though I don't like you very much, I believe everyone deserves human rights, but you don't deserve strawberry. You only get yellow. [gasps]
Shazam! Fury of the Gods
15.6s
What? -[door closes] -[chain locks] You thought you were just goin' into some regular porta-potty, didn't ya? Which I can somehow still smell. Yeah, yeah, it really sticks around. It's crazy, right? -Yeah. -Like, permeates the air. Doesn't matter. Anyway, welcome to the Rock of Eternity.
Shazam! Fury of the Gods
30.6s
[Anthea] We agreed to restore balance and vengeance has great measure of weight on those scales. Anthea, humans are villains, even to themselves. -No, not all. -All. [Hespera] Sister, I fear your rage has gotten the better of you. [Kalypso] Why? Humans wreak havoc and devastation, then pray to the gods to absolve them. They actually pray for order and peace when all they do is dismantle it at every turn. Anthea, I want you to take the apple and plant it in our garden.
Shazam! Fury of the Gods
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38.7s
Or we plant it in their realm. But that would destroy their world. Just as they destroyed ours. [Hespera] You can't be serious. -Yes. -[Anthea] No. No, that's not what we agreed to. [Kalypso] Anthea, you simpering bore. [Hespera] She's right, we've spent ages waiting for this moment. [Anthea] We have the seed. We have the staff and its powers. [Hespera] We are not squandering it for your personal satisfaction. [whispering] No, I should go, not you. Look, I know what you're thinking. The kid with the crutch doesn't exactly sing "sneak thief." But here's the deal. Your knees crack like crazy when you walk. -It's pathetic. -[knees crack] See?
Shazam! Fury of the Gods