Gentlemen, why use guns when we can handle this like real men? Billy, look out! Bullet immunity. You have bullet immunity! I'm bulletproof. Today is December 8th, and this is video proof of authenticity. Shoot him again. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Here, here. Go. Both of you! Come on. Go to town. Wait, wait, wait. We still don't know if the suit is bulletproof, or if you are. Shoot him in the face. Shoot me in the face. In the face? It kinda tickles. You're dead. - Sorry about your window. - Have a good night! But you're welcome for not getting robbed!
Shazam!
3.8s
You have to see that, that they are using you. Say your name.
Shazam!
16.5s
Try, uh, to believe that you can fly. Okay? I read this deep dive into peer-reviewed studies about superpowers and in six out of ten, belief is the key. Belief. Belief. Belief. Okay. Okay. I believe I can fly. I believe I... I believe I can fly. I believe...
Shazam!
1.2s
Where'd you go?
Shazam!
2.3s
Okay! Let's do this.
Shazam!
1.9s
Did you believe?
Shazam!
9.6s
On... on, my God! It's crazy, right? What are your superpowers? Superpowers? Dude, I don't even know how to pee in this thing.
Shazam!
23s
Hey, do you know habanero jerky, if you eat enough of it, it can burn a hole in your stomach? Worth it. Yeah. Probably not you, though. You've probably got stomach superpowers. Probably. Oh, hey. What's up? I'm a superhero. Yeah, his name is, uh, Captain Sparklefingers. No, it's not. No, it's not! That's not my name. Hey, we should hang out. We're, like, the same age. Oh, okay. I'm out. Hey, wait up!
Shazam!
14.1s
Stupid adult hands. But you saw it. You saw it, right? Look, Freddy, I swear. It's me, okay? Look, I know we're not really close friends or anything, but you're the only person that I know that knows anything about this caped crusader stuff. - That's Batman. - What?
Shazam!
1.1s
How do we do this?
Shazam!
1.7s
Okay. Can you fly?
Shazam!
10.5s
I'm invisible! I'm right here. Over here. I'm invisible! I'm invisible! Hey! Nice outfit, dipshit.
Shazam!
7.8s
Oh, yeah, that's the old Batarang. I mean, it's a replica, but feel how sharp. I could kill you in your sleep with that thing.
Shazam!
14.5s
I was overwhelmed, honestly. He said I must be pure of heart. He call himself a wizard. He even dressed like a wizard from Harry Potter or some...
Shazam!
9.2s
Yeah. You wanna try invisibility? How do I do... Forget it. You know, okay. Okay, okay, okay.
