Yes, exactly why your math department is so uniquely suited for me. Shut up! No! I can't even with Eugene right now. I'm sorry. Mary, hi. College interview. I'm Billy. What am I most excited about? Oh! What a great question. I was hoping you'd ask. What am I most excited about?
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Who's doing this?
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You never found your champion.
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Mom, I'm home.
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Flight or invisibility? If you could have one superpower, flight or invisibility, what would you pick? I mean, everybody chooses flight. You know why? So they can fly away from this conversation? No, no. 'Cause heroes fly. And who doesn't want people to think they're a hero, right? But invisibility, no way. That's pervy. Spying around on people who don't even know you're there. Sneaking around everywhere. It's a total villain power, right?
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Uh... Hello?
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His goal is to get swole. Just one hit! Just one hit! Oh... Here.
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But on that woman's alarm clock, the seven symbols.
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I don't need parents to play make-believe with. - I got a mom. - Yes.
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Help! Okay.
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What all these people have seen, every single one of them, is absolutely real. An alarm clock malfunctions and your first thought is it's proof of a wizard? - Hmm. - Come on, Dr. Sivana. You can't believe any of this is real.
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Yep. Um...
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Uh, Dispatch, we need backup at the Laurelwood shopping center, please.
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And also all the way in California. But we don't have to talk about that right now. It's a tough subject for me. Do you like vegan food? - Mmm-mmm. - Because, see, I love animals.
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The wizard is too weak to stop us. No! No!
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The sequence repeated itself seven times.
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What's going on?
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Then they did this study, and this is a real thing. They asked people the same question. You know, what power do you want? But this time, they made it so the answers were anonymous. And most people, since they knew that it was secret, said invisibility. And I think that's 'cause most people don't feel like heroes on the inside, deep down. You're gonna run away. I mean, you stole my Superman bullet. Dude, I get it. I get it. You've been screwed over way too many times. You don't trust anyone.