Oh, a snack. - No, no, no, no. - No, Big Momma. Those are for your eyes. They're covered in eucalyptus sap.
Big Momma's House 2
46.7s
Now, that Chad boy - He's playin' you. What? Pla - No. You don't know anything about him. Oh, really? Well, lets see. You probably met him out with a group of friends. He never said anything to you. He just stood in the back, lookin all mysterious. And he likes to call you late at night... because he says you're the last voice he wants to hear. How did you know that? Child, the players change, but the game remains the same. And one day you're gonna wake up, and you're gonna realize, Molly... that Big Momma got your back. Now, look, if you need me... I don't care when it is, day or night, you just call me, okay? And I'll come runnin' quick, fast and in a hurry.
Big Momma's House 2
5s
Nothin? Well, well work on it.
Big Momma's House 2
2.3s
Very nice.
Big Momma's House 2
8s
Andrew, don't you even think ab- Harvard, here we come.
Big Momma's House 2
17.5s
What did you do to yourself?. Lord, have- Well, no worries. No worries. Were gonna turn it out. Come on. And now, the junior cheer squad from the Newport District. Lets give it up for Emerson!
Big Momma's House 2
2.7s
Did somethin die in here?
Big Momma's House 2
10s
- Ooh! Oh, God, this is not how I imagined my death. - Oh! Oh! - Oh, God!
Big Momma's House 2
23.6s
Um, thank you. Thank you for standing up for me. What makes you think - Look. I didn't do it for you, okay? I did it so your kids wouldn't spend the next 20 years... - talking to you through a prison phone. - I know. I know I've got a lot of ground to make up with them, and I swear I will. Good. So, looks like were gonna have to find ourselves a new nanny.
Big Momma's House 2
22s
Ooh, that's hot. Oh, that's hot, hot, hot. Oh, no, that's damn hot. Hot! Oh, that's way too hot. Back burnin'! Back burnin'! Ah! Oh, Lord! Back burnin! Comin' through! - No! No! No! No! - Hmm.
Big Momma's House 2
2.1s
Dad!
Big Momma's House 2
2.3s
She said good job.
Big Momma's House 2
5.4s
- You okay? - Yeah, I'm fine. - How did you learn to do that? - I took a class at the Y.M.C.A.
Big Momma's House 2
11.8s
Well! Well, I hope you girls are ready... cause I came to see a show. Big Momma, we got a problem! Miss Lisa was our base. Without a base, we cant do any stunts.
Big Momma's House 2
6.4s
If you favor those eyes, I suggest you keep em on the road. Yes, ma'am.
Big Momma's House 2
6.7s
F.B.I. Sorry, ma'am. I'm gonna have to ask you to step inside the van, please.
Big Momma's House 2
10.9s
Boy just- This is Carrie. She's our little cheerleader.
Big Momma's House 2
49s
- Oh, my God! Big Momma, are you okay? - Ooh. Ooh. Ooh. Excuse me. Uh, maybe I'll just stand. So your husbands out on a new project? I can't wait to meet him. Yeah, well. - Uh, do you wanna know about the children? - Well, that depends. - Will they be around a lot? - Well, they live here... so pretty much all the time. Oh. Well... - in that case, Big Momma loves taking care of the kids. - Oh, good. Unless, of course, you think they'd be better off in a nice military academy. - No. That's funny. I will warn you though... their schedules are pretty hectic... so I've come up with something to help you keep it straight.