MAN 1: Whoa, dude, is that Parzival? -MAN 2: Parzival! -Oh, my God, Parzival! Come here, man. Hey, can we get a photo? (CAMERAS CLICKING) MAN 3: Thank you so much! MAN 4: Dude, you're my hero! Hey, Parzival.
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And you waited until now to use it?
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(GROANS)
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We're not clanning up or anything. Of course not. I don't clan.
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-Hey, it's Parzival! -Dude! (ALL CLAMORING) MAN 1: You're, like, totally my hero! WOMAN: Hey, Parzival! Over here! MAN 2: Dude, you're amazing! MAN 3: Hey, Parzival! Right here! Let me get an autograph!
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(PANTING)
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Okay, so our options for that week are The Fly remake. Great flick, terrible date movie. Say Anything... That would make sense. We gotta remember the clue. "A creator who hates his own creation."
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If they dump you, I'll consider it. I might say something off the record.
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(CONTINUES RINGING) This bootsuit's pretty awesome. Thanks for that. Rick! Rick, the place is gonna blow! Rick, is that Wade? -Put Alice on! -Let me talk to him. Don't call here anymore, you got me? (PANTING) I don't wanna hear your voice ever again.
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I had to make the offer. The board expected it, but I was really hoping you'd say no. Because if anyone's gonna win this competition, it's me. My avatar gets the egg 'cause I'm the only one here with the balls to run this place. Wow, you really switched gears there. From fairly reasonable to maniacal overlord. You should be grateful, Wade. You won't be around to endure my maniacal reign. Yeah, that's right. I know who you are. Wade Owen Watts, born August 12, 2027. I also know where you are. Unit 56K, Columbus stacks. You were last seen entering your trailer three days ago. You haven't left since. WADE: What are you doing? You can't-- With all that's going on in the world, do you really think that anyone's gonna give a damn about an explosion in some ghetto trash rat warren in Columbus? (STAMMERS) Sorrento, don't do this. I'm not even there! Not for long.
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What would Halliday say?
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I'm a businessman. I get it. But I gotta do my job. (SOFTLY) But I didn't ask you here just to help us find the egg, Parzival. I asked you here for what comes after.
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Sorry about the blindfold. My guys are a little paranoid.
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But I don't think you and I would have the same plans. Well, I don't know about that. What, for the OASIS? I guess if you're not a John Hughes fan...
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You know The Distracted Globe? Yeah, the dance club.
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(LAUGHS) Oh, my God. Yes, you!
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Imagine that.
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ANNOUNCEX1. When I'm after gold on Planet Doom, I need every edge I can get. Every push, punch, gunshot, you feel it all. ANNOUNCER: Get ready for the feel, the feel of real. X1. PLAYER: The X1 is like wearing a second skin. A skin that kicks ass.
