[docent] The lore tells us of a valiant few who stood above the fray and fog. My, what weapons they must have wielded. Which brings us to our current exhibit, the mythical staff of the gods. In Homer's tale, the staff was said to harness the gift of all gods. Oh. [chuckles] Welcome, proud soldiers. What did I say? Museums are fun. Amusement parks for the brains. [laughs] -Whoa! -[docent] Okay, there's no reason to get pushy. Everyone will get a chance to see it. Carved from a heartwood not seen in over 2,000 years, the two halves of this ancient replica were recently discovered in, of all places, a waste processing plant outside of Philadelphia. So strong, they reportedly broke -three trash compactors. -[thuds] Okay, um, friends, that's enough. I'm, I'm sort of the star of the show here... [gasps] -Stop! -[people murmuring] Stop! Sir!
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No way, shut up! Did I just save you while you were listening to this song?
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Oh, gee-whiz, mister, sorry I took your cane. You want it back?
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Everyone's safe. Awesome job, Mary.
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[rousing orchestral music playing]
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[man 3] Help me!
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-Yeah. -Oh. -I'm the wizard. -Oh, this is the wizard. He's a wizard who's called "the wizard." Okay, get dressed right now. Come on, hurry up. [superhero Darla] Put on these clothes. This is so weird. [Shazam] Yep, yep. You guys are the Philly Fiascoes? Okay. This is in no way an acknowledgement of that stupid nickname but, yes, that would be us. Now can you pick up the pace? We have to go. The dragon is here!
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I'm Captain Everypower Junior. [chuckles softly, sniffles] Don't you forget it.