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Trauma? Uh, I don't know. I mean, I never met my dad. Uh, my mom abandoned me at a Christmas carnival. I spent a lot of time in the foster system, ran away from 11 homes, got into a lot of fights. Then I was abducted by a wizard who gave me superpowers and then dude just, like, died in front of my face. That's not a small amount. A doctor conjured seven demons and held my whole family hostage, so we had to rip out one of his eyeballs, and then everybody got superpowers, but now everyone's kind of, like, doing their own thing and I'm the only one trying to keep everybody together. Okay, okay. Well, let's just process that. Right? Rejected by your parents, then by the system, and now rejected by a city you try to protect. I never said I was rejected by my city.
Shazam! Fury of the Gods
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Word choice, man. [Shazam] Yeah, I regretted it as soon as it was coming out of my mouth. [Super Hero Eugene] It's just one of those words... [Shazam] I know. I just... "Dear daughters of Asshat-Las." -Burn! -[chuckles] I just came up with that. Make sure you put a dash in there, though, so it's really clear. Okay. [clears throat] Man, it's so good having Steve cover grammar and spelling and stuff, it makes me sound so much smarter.
Shazam! Fury of the Gods