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This is Terence. He's in charge. Morning, sir. Good morning. I had an uncle called Terence. Hated him, I think he was a pervert. But I very much like the look of you. This is Pat. - Hello, Pat. Good morning, sir. I'm the housekeeper. Oh, right. I should be easier than the last lot. No nappies, no teenagers, no scary wife. And this is Natalie. She's new, like you. Hello, Natalie. - Hello, David. I mean, sir. Shit, I can't believe I've just said that. And now I've gone and said 'shit'. Twice. I'm so sorry, sir. You could've said 'fuck'... and we'd have been in real trouble. Thank you, sir. I had a premonition I was gonna fuck up on my first day. Oh, piss it. Right, I'll get my things... and then let's fix the country, shall we? Yeah, I can't see why not.
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Hi there and welcome back. So, three weeks till Christmas, looks like... the real competition is gonna be Blue. I saw them on the show last week. They weren't very nice about my record. No. Little scamps. But very, very talented musicians. Yeah. I understand you've got a prize... for our competition winners. Yes, I have, Ant or Dec. It's a personalised felt-tip pen. Oh, great. It's brilliant. It even writes on glass, so if you've got a framed picture, like, for instance, this one of Blue, you can just write on it.
Love Actually
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Over here, sir. What will you be talking about? Mr President, welcome. It's a pleasure to meet you. Come through. I'm sorry your wife couldn't make it. So is she. Although she would have been... kind of lonely. Yes. Pathetic, isn't it? Just never been able to tie a girl down. Not sure that politics and dating go together. Really? I've never found that. Yeah, you're still sickeningly handsome, whereas I look like my Aunt Mildred. Very jealous of your plane, by the way. Thank you. We love that thing. Ah, Natalie. Hi. Morning, ma'am. How's your day so far? Excellent.
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My goodness, that's a pretty little son of a bitch. Did you see those pipes? Yeah, she's terrific. At her job. No, absolutely not. We cannot... and will not consult on that either. That is unexpected. Well, it shouldn't be. The last administration made it perfectly clear. We're being consistent with their policies. With all respect, they were bad policies. Thanks, Alex. I don't think... we're making progress here. Let's, erm... move on, shall we?
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Did you have this kind of problem? Yeah, course you did, you saucy minx. So, let's go. We can definitely crack this. Remember, I was a kid once, too. So, come on, it's someone at school. Right? Yeah. - Uh-huh. Good, good. And what does she, he, feel about you? SHE doesn't even know my name. And even if she did, she'd despise me. She's the coolest girl in school. And everyone worships her because she's heaven. Good. Good. Well, basically you're fucked, aren't you?
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Sorry if our line was firm but there's... no point in tiptoeing around today, then just disappointing you for four years. I have plans and I plan to see them through. Absolutely. There is one final thing to look at. It's very close to my heart. Just give me a second. I'll give you anything you ask for. As long as it's not something I don't wanna give.
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Er, a lot of kids watching, Billy. Oh, yeah. Hiya, kids. Here's an important message... from your Uncle Bill... don't buy drugs. Become a pop star... and they give you them for free. And I do believe it's a commercial break. We'll see you soon. Bye-bye. All I want for Christmas is you...
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