Gary, I swear to God, he's my cousin. He's my second cousin. That's their culture. - Have you ever been to Italy? - I wanted closure, and I got closure. - Thank you. - Gary, come on. - It was just a fling. - No, no, it wasn't, not to me. My sister was right about you. Wait, your sister who was arrested for elder abuse? Okay, Gary.
No Hard Feelings
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Because I-- Because I thought you wanted to have sex with me.
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4.6s
This is what you want? This will make you happy? Yeah. Yep.
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Because that's really why you never made it past New York, right?
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Your parents told me. - What? - It's on your school bag.
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The other day, I saw a green sock, and I was like, that's Gary's.
No Hard Feelings
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Wait, Gary, please stop. You were right, okay? My feelings for you were so intense that I got scared. I freaked out.
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I want a heated, um...
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2.2s
- [engine revving] - [people chattering]
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Is that true? Of course it's true, you big dummy.
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What the hell are you doing? Trying to save my house, Gary!
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Any idea how much money I lose every day I'm not Ubering? Summer's when I make my nut for the year. I get it. These people are moving in, trying to push me out? Do you have any idea what that feels like?
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This feels good.
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3.2s
["Draggin' the Line" playing]
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Um, okay. Sorry. I'll have to send this application up to my supervisor. Come on. There's gotta be more questions. Yes, there are, but I have to start closing up. So, um, yeah. You can come back another day, though. I might not want a dog another day. I want a dog right now. Well, then, pet ownership may not be for you. You sound a lot like the kind of person we would normally take a dog from.
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Last night, I was doing laundry, and I thought to myself: "I miss that fucker. I miss hearing about what the Jets were doing wrong." [Gary chuckles] What you would do differently if you ran the team. - They'd be so much better, right? - So much better.
