I once went to a Halloween party dressed as a baby. My crush was there, and as we were hooking up, we both realized that I got diaper rash from my costume.
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Diapers are underwear. No, they're not. Diapers are like wearable toilets. Well, I didn't use it.
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This is for board rash, but it should do the trick.
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I don't really have a lot to smile about.
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I was 21. You didn't wear underwear?
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I'm so embarrassed.
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Sure, you didn't.
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There's a smile.
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Don't be.
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[song fades] [gasps] There.
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Then, I promise, I'll put out.
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Maybe we could spend the day together tomorrow?
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What's that? ♪ Prophesies of motion... ♪ ♪ Never going my way ♪ ♪ It's coming up It's coming up ♪ No blocking sensors! ♪ Hey, hey I don't wanna let go ♪ You! You're out! ♪ Back to the start Shake it and follow your heart ♪ ♪ Even if you don't come back to the start Shake it, shake it ♪ ♪ I don't wanna let go... ♪ - Frisbee thing and then the smallest... - Yeah. ♪ Back to the start Shake it and follow your heart... ♪ Yeah. Got it, got it. Bye! Get a life.
