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49.1s
Master Atari-san, I swore an oath when I assumed the responsibilities of official bodyguard-dog to the mayoral-household! I could never be persuaded to break that vow for any reason whatsoever! I'll always be loyal to you as my only and unconditional master! But circumstances have radically changed for me and all the pets of Megasaki City! I have new obligations which I never anticipated! I've become the leader of a tribe of outcasts who depend on me for their survival, and I'm going to be a father! With deepest sadness and humility: I must ask you to relieve me of the duties of my position, effective immediately. You son of a bitch. If we don't drown, I'm going to strangle you myself. I don't care how many exploding teeth you try to spit-out at me. Do you have any idea what that Little Pilot just went through to try to rescue you? How dare you?
Isle of Dogs
21s
According to a long-standing statute unique to Uni Prefecture, in the event of the death, disappearance, or felony-prosecution of the chosen candidate on, while, during, or concurrent with the Re-Election-Night ceremony, all powers and authorities vested in his or her designated office transfer forthwith to his or her next-of-kin and/or appointed heir. In other words, Atari Kobayashi is the new mayor of Megasaki City!
Isle of Dogs
24.6s
Puppy Snaps. I heard they don't even make them anymore. You heard the rumor, right? About Kobayashi Pharmaceutical. - I never heard it. - What rumor? They invented Dog-Flu. - No. - Of course. That makes sense. Where do you get all these rumors? I mean, who tells them to you? I don't know. Anybody. Dogs talk, and I listen. Always have. I, uh, love gossip. Spots!
Isle of Dogs
18.9s
I dedicate this poem to my distant-uncle, Mayor Kobayashi, who took me in when I myself was a stray-dog with nowhere else to turn. Editor Hiroshi, please extend my subscription for an additional year. I enclose a check in the amount of one thousand yen. Signed, Atari Kobayashi, former ward to the mayoral-household.
Isle of Dogs