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(STAMMERING) I'm gonna address the elephant in the room. Okay, first of all, you... You guys, I want to say sorry to. Because what you're probably thinking is not what happened. Accidents! I know you're like, "How can you accidentally pistol-whip somebody "and shoot somebody?" it can happen. Okay? Today is proof that it can happen. So... I'm glad I got to get that off my chest. Relax, Mr. Joyner. I believe you. Okay, thank you. Trust me, I know a scared-shitless civilian when I see one. You don't have to convince me. You got him over here. That is me. Right now, I'm not comfortable. Okay, I am scared, okay? I don't have no shit in my system. If I sat down on a toilet, nothing's coming out. Farts or just air.
Ghostbusters: Afterlife
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- Well, what about egon? - Well, he wasn't helping. We went from ten calls a week to one if we were lucky. Egon started to tell people that their ghost problems didn't matter because the world was coming to an end. He got spooky. Freaked me out. One morning, I go to work and ecto-1, our old Cadillac, is gone, his neutrona thrower, collider pack, all the traps, 16 ounces of fuel isotope, all gone! He cleaned us out. Now we were the dead ones. - Don't you think he had a reason? - He phoned me about ten years later, some small town in Oklahoma. He kept rambling about "the rising storm" and "the huge psychic tornado" that was gonna "consume humanity in darkness forever." And, kid, I wanted to believe. You don't understand. There is this mountain and it has these ancient carvings... Kid, there are a lot of mountains with ancient carvings. Take a little advice. Don't go chasing ghosts. Egon spengler was my grandfather.
Ghostbusters: Afterlife
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Don't you think your father came out here for a reason? I think he was a sad old man who turned his back on his family, his partners. And for what? For a stupid farm in a town nobody cares about. Where, by the way, everybody thought he was nuts. Yeah, great decision, dad. He was special. He loved science, like me. Why didn't you tell me my grandfather was egon spengler? Hey, I'm glad you found yourself here. I really am. But all I see are reminders that I didn't mean a thing to him. He never cared about me. He's not nuts. Well, then he's an asshole. Welcome to the family.
Ghostbusters: Afterlife
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I'm sorry the night went sideways. Why don't we just pick it up tomorrow night, same time. - You really want more of this? - Are you kidding me? We had kung pao shrimp. We went to jail. I don't know how we're gonna top this. This is a home run. My life is a dumpster fire. I love dumpster fires. You should see my apartment.
Ghostbusters: Afterlife