"To my esteemed friend who comforted me in my later years "and brought sunshine into the life of an old woman "who thought that she would never be happy again. "Monsieur Gustave H, "I bequeath, bestow and devise, free of all taxation "and with full and absolute fiduciary entitlement, "the painting known as 'Boy with Apple... Wow! "...by Johannes van Hoytl..."
The Grand Budapest Hotel
16.7s
That fucking faggot! He's a concierge. What are you doing here? I've come to pay my respects to a great woman whom I loved. This man is an intruder in my home! It's not yours yet, Dmitri. Only when probate is granted, and the Deed of Entitlement... You're not getting Boy with Apple, you goddamn little fruit!
The Grand Budapest Hotel
12.2s
This criminal has plagued my family for nearly 20 years. He's a ruthless adventurer and a con-artist who preys on mentally feeble, sick old ladies, and he probably fucks them, too! I go to bed with all my friends.
The Grand Budapest Hotel
11.3s
Oh, yes, yes, of course. If I learn you ever once laid a finger on my mother's body, living or dead, I swear to God, I'll out your throat! You hear me? I thought I was supposed to be a fucking faggot.
The Grand Budapest Hotel
6.4s
I can't believe it. "...the younger..." What? "...which gave us both so much pleasure." The van Hoytl? Tax-free? Can she do that?
The Grand Budapest Hotel
4.5s
How's that supposed to make me feel? Call the police. We're pressing charges.
This is van Hoytl's exquisite portrayal of a beautiful boy on the cusp of manhood. Blond, smooth. Skin as white as that milk. Of impeccable provenance.
The Grand Budapest Hotel
4.1s
Yes, on one occasion I was arrested and tortured by the rebel militia after the Desert Uprising.
The Grand Budapest Hotel
3.5s
You've never heard the word "van Hoytl" in your life. Okay, let's go.