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-Well, that makes her sound like a whore. -Okay. Oh, she doesn't even know the meaning of the word. I'm starving. Let's eat. Great. And, Mom, I think Gertrude is a beautiful name. Mm-hmm. I only call her Gertrude. - Merry Christmas, Gertrude. - Come on, Bertrude. ♪ When the kids are fast asleep ♪ ♪ Gently down the stairs we'll creep ♪ ♪ Then we'll lock and bolt all the doors ♪ ♪ Just you and me and Santa Claus ♪ ♪ We'll be as quiet as quiet can be ♪ ♪ Planting toys under the tree ♪ ♪ We'll be crawling around on all fours ♪ ♪ Just you and me ♪ ♪ And Santa Claus ♪ ♪ For soon will be ♪ ♪ That magic time ♪ ♪ When we hear that midnight chime ♪ ♪ When that flying sleigh ♪ ♪ Finally flies away ♪ ♪ We'll have a very merry Christmas Day ♪ ♪ We'll raise a toast to the team with the most ♪ ♪ The best there ever was ♪ ♪ You and me and Santa Claus... ♪ Another fucking Christmas.
Violent Night
30.5s
Maybe you don't realize who I am. Those were Grandma words. You know, forget them. Oh, boy. Look at Mr. Cool back here. Yeah, what's your angle, man? Hmm? No angle. I'm not doing anything. Oh, yeah. No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. No! Don't shit in my mouth and tell me it's chocolate cake. Grandma's cool. I can make that story go away... I think your brother's up to something. No, I just decided to let you guys have all the fun sucking up to Mom today. Please. You are King Suck-up. You named your kid Gertrude.
Violent Night