You just get off? ♪ And in case you didn't hear ♪ ♪ Oh, by golly, have a holly... ♪ I'm taking a break. Between shifts, I guess you could say. - Hmm. - You ain't driving, are you? I steer a little, but the reindeer do most of the work.
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How do you know who really needs you? Christmas magic. I'm not really sure how it works.
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Santa. Santa. Santa!
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Swing and miss again! This is so fun. Mommy, how about another one? I got you a lot of good things. - I'll grab one. - Alva, Alva, sit down. You've already given me one. It's... It's Jason's turn. Uh... I th... I-I think I left it in the car. No, I-I saw you put one under the tree earlier. - No. It's in the... - Yeah, I did. I could've sworn. You know what, it's, uh... Y-You don't... you don't... you don't... you... It's this one, right? Yeah, I got you, bro. Come on. Thank you. It's my favorite whiskey. You can skip the note. Thank you, Jason.
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I got great feelings about this Christmas. - You want to know why? - Yeah. 'Cause I think this is the year that Mom's gonna kick herself upstairs and choose one of us to start running the show. And I got to tell you, Jason, that I'm gunning for your ass.
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What the hell is this? You are the worst catering company on the planet. It's lengthwise, not width. Unbelievable.
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Ho, ho, ho, ho. Merry Christmas. Hope you're on the nice list. That doesn't go over there.
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Come on over here.
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-Well, that makes her sound like a whore. -Okay. Oh, she doesn't even know the meaning of the word. I'm starving. Let's eat. Great. And, Mom, I think Gertrude is a beautiful name. Mm-hmm. I only call her Gertrude. - Merry Christmas, Gertrude. - Come on, Bertrude. ♪ When the kids are fast asleep ♪ ♪ Gently down the stairs we'll creep ♪ ♪ Then we'll lock and bolt all the doors ♪ ♪ Just you and me and Santa Claus ♪ ♪ We'll be as quiet as quiet can be ♪ ♪ Planting toys under the tree ♪ ♪ We'll be crawling around on all fours ♪ ♪ Just you and me ♪ ♪ And Santa Claus ♪ ♪ For soon will be ♪ ♪ That magic time ♪ ♪ When we hear that midnight chime ♪ ♪ When that flying sleigh ♪ ♪ Finally flies away ♪ ♪ We'll have a very merry Christmas Day ♪ ♪ We'll raise a toast to the team with the most ♪ ♪ The best there ever was ♪ ♪ You and me and Santa Claus... ♪ Another fucking Christmas.
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This year has been weird. I never got to tell Santa what I wanted for Christmas. Oh, honey. Come here. You know what? You go put your pj's on, and I will be two minutes.
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I made these all by myself. - No way. - Mm-hmm. I even made one that looks exactly like Santa. - Exactly. - Yeah.
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Honey, what's wrong? Daddy never took me to see Santa at the mall this year.
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It's perfect. No peeking. This house has so many chimneys.