I got him in the east wing. All right, we're on our way. Hold him.
Violent Night
20s
- It's Gertrude! - It's Mom. - Okay, let's do this. - Okay, okay. Come on. - Come on. Bert, get over here. - No. Mom. Mom! - Positions. - Game time, buddy. - Okay. Okay. - This is my good side. I'm busy. -ALVA: We've gone over this! Come on! Gosh. Okay. Bert, get in the middle. So it begins. Seriously, come. You know what that means. Shall we jockey forward? No.
Violent Night
12.7s
Parts of Asia, at least. We were in parts of Asia once, and, like, we couldn't even go to a restaurant. Ah, what is there a better gift than... gift of a golden opportunity?
Violent Night
13.8s
I'm telling you, no one hired a Santa. All right, all right, all right. You're right. You're right. Let's stop it. Let's stop it. What are we doing here? Come on. What are we, amateurs? We're half-assing this. Come on. It's not called a finger cracker.
Violent Night
3.2s
Are you okay, Santa?
Violent Night
16.9s
- Really? - Aw. What a way to find out that there's no Santa. Hey, let's come back Easter and ruin the Easter Bunny for her, too, huh? - Trudy! - Come back here! - Stop her! - Trudy! -Hey! You idiots, stay at your posts. Trudy! I'll find this little brat.
Violent Night
2.3s
- It's Christmas! - Yeah!
Violent Night
7.1s
Can you use your Christmas magic to make them love each other again? I wish I had that kind of power.
Violent Night
7.1s
Whew. Whew. This is Candy Cane checking in. Compound is clear and secured.
Violent Night
2.7s
Grown-ups have a hard time believing things.
Violent Night
12s
She got to stay up late and watch Home Alone. Uh-huh. It was so funny. - Yep. - That... that hurts. - All morning. - Okay, um... Thank you.