You just get off? ♪ And in case you didn't hear ♪ ♪ Oh, by golly, have a holly... ♪ I'm taking a break. Between shifts, I guess you could say. - Hmm. - You ain't driving, are you? I steer a little, but the reindeer do most of the work.
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Hey. Step aside.
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Enough talk. Let's go.
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Oh, come on. Not now. Not now.
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Uh, Frosty?
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Are you fucking with me? All right, who the hell are you really, huh? Some security guard who's watched too many action flicks? Some loser ex-cop stuck in a mall playing dress-up with fat kids pissing on your lap? Stop me when I get it right. It's a little more complicated than that. Not to me, it's not. 'Cause I want to make it my personal mission, my holiday to-do list, to find you and to end you and to wipe my ass with you and this whole fucking holiday. That's what I want for Christmas, Santa. That is a terrible thing to want for Christmas. But maybe you and I should discuss that in person. Santa Claus is coming to town.
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To whom am I speaking? Well, for tonight, I'm Mr. Scrooge. Now, what is it that you want exactly, Santa? I want you to put down your weapons, I want you to let this family go, and then I want to find my reindeer, and I want to continue delivering my presents.
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I hope I'm not bothering you.
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Ah, God. Whew.
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Yeah, this is Santa.
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Shit.
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Hi. Hey. Are you okay? I'm good. Uh... I was just wrapping something up. I ran away and hid in the attic. Okay. If you're safe... uh, just stay there and, uh, stay quiet, all right? Okay. I can set up booby traps, like in Home Alone. Okay, I don't know what that means, but, uh, yeah, do that. Just do it quietly.
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He says parents just tell their kids that Santa's real to make them feel better. He said they give us presents and say they're from Santa. Yeah. Yeah, a lot of parents say that. But I still bring presents to kids that need me.
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How do you know who really needs you? Christmas magic. I'm not really sure how it works.
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Whew. Whew. This is Candy Cane checking in. Compound is clear and secured.