Parts of Asia, at least. We were in parts of Asia once, and, like, we couldn't even go to a restaurant. Ah, what is there a better gift than... gift of a golden opportunity?
Violent Night
13.8s
I'm telling you, no one hired a Santa. All right, all right, all right. You're right. You're right. Let's stop it. Let's stop it. What are we doing here? Come on. What are we, amateurs? We're half-assing this. Come on. It's not called a finger cracker.
Violent Night
3.2s
Are you okay, Santa?
Violent Night
16.9s
- Really? - Aw. What a way to find out that there's no Santa. Hey, let's come back Easter and ruin the Easter Bunny for her, too, huh? - Trudy! - Come back here! - Stop her! - Trudy! -Hey! You idiots, stay at your posts. Trudy! I'll find this little brat.
Violent Night
2.3s
- It's Christmas! - Yeah!
Violent Night
7.1s
Can you use your Christmas magic to make them love each other again? I wish I had that kind of power.
Violent Night
7.1s
Whew. Whew. This is Candy Cane checking in. Compound is clear and secured.
Violent Night
2.7s
Grown-ups have a hard time believing things.
Violent Night
1.5s
Shit.
Violent Night
8.3s
It's a sentimental photo of the day I was born. I remember. I was there. She doesn't give a shit.
He wasn't asking you. She's playing make-believe. She's pretending to talk to Santa. It's not pretend. Santa's my friend, and he said he's going to save us. No. - And beat you up. - Oh, is he? I bet he'd come out of hiding if you asked him to, huh? What do you say you come with me -and we play a little game with him, huh? -No, no, no. Trudy, come on. Tell him the truth now. - You aren't talking to Santa. - Yes, I am. No, you're not. Come on, now. -Yes, I am. -Damn it, Trudy, Santa isn't real!
Violent Night
1.4s
Okay.
Violent Night
2.3s
Kids who really believe.
Violent Night
2s
Oh, shit.
Violent Night
4.2s
Your mommy and I give you the presents, and we say they're from Santa.
