♪ Ding, dong, ding ♪ ♪ Ding, dong, ding ♪ ♪ Have a holly jolly Christmas ♪ ♪ It's the best time of the year ♪ ♪ I don't know if there'll be snow ♪ ♪ But have a cup of cheer ♪ ♪ Have a holly jolly Christmas ♪ ♪ And when you walk down the street... ♪
Violent Night
6.2s
I'm in a big room with all my relatives. There's two bad men with guns watching us.
Violent Night
21.4s
Mm-hmm. This is my, uh, fourth year as a Santa. Ah. How about you? Lost count. I forget why I started doing it in the first place. Same reason anybody does anything. The money. Money. Money. This whole planet runs on greed.
Violent Night
17.6s
Another one? Well, I'm still vertical, so I'd like to change that. ♪ Oh, ho, the mistletoe ♪ ♪ Hung where you can see ♪ ♪ Somebody waits for you... ♪ Ho, ho.
Violent Night
25.9s
Oh, uh... For your grandson. Save me a trip. It's, uh, that new video game. It's Astro Blaster, Blaster Astro. I-I don't know. Merry Christmas. How'd he know my grandson's name? How'd he know I have a grandson? - Oi! That door leads to the roof. Piss head. Go easy on him. It's Christmas.
Well, I can't stand seeing another Santa in distress.
Violent Night
15.6s
You just get off? ♪ And in case you didn't hear ♪ ♪ Oh, by golly, have a holly... ♪ I'm taking a break. Between shifts, I guess you could say. - Hmm. - You ain't driving, are you? I steer a little, but the reindeer do most of the work.
Violent Night
10.5s
Wow, a big fat guy, gray beard. Eh? Santa... I'm gonna rip your fucking balls off.
Violent Night
1.8s
Hmm.
Violent Night
2.2s
Hey. Step aside.
Violent Night
12.6s
♪ Violent night ♪ ♪ Gory night ♪ ♪ All is calm ♪ ♪ If all doesn't want to get shot in the fucking head. ♪
Violent Night
8.4s
We planned it. It's all right. It'll be solved in a couple minutes. Better be solved. So much like a scene from my movie Dark Ransom. Oh, my God.
Violent Night
22.4s
I know exactly who I'm fucking with. Oh, wait, wait. Did you actually think that I spent months planning a complex break-in to the most secure private residence in the country and I didn't know who lived here? Well, you're wrong. 'Cause your staff are dead. Your security are dead. Now, sit down and shut the fuck up!
Violent Night
19.9s
Is-is that, uh... is that the naughty guy I met in the basement? Your-your friend is dead. Uh, he got a star in his face, then his head caught on fire. It's a long story. Oh. Is this... is this our Santy? Is this our... our Santy Claus? Yeah, it is.
