You just get off? ♪ And in case you didn't hear ♪ ♪ Oh, by golly, have a holly... ♪ I'm taking a break. Between shifts, I guess you could say. - Hmm. - You ain't driving, are you? I steer a little, but the reindeer do most of the work.
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How do you know who really needs you? Christmas magic. I'm not really sure how it works.
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Santa. Santa. Santa!
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Swing and miss again! This is so fun. Mommy, how about another one? I got you a lot of good things. - I'll grab one. - Alva, Alva, sit down. You've already given me one. It's... It's Jason's turn. Uh... I th... I-I think I left it in the car. No, I-I saw you put one under the tree earlier. - No. It's in the... - Yeah, I did. I could've sworn. You know what, it's, uh... Y-You don't... you don't... you don't... you... It's this one, right? Yeah, I got you, bro. Come on. Thank you. It's my favorite whiskey. You can skip the note. Thank you, Jason.
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Because you have been so good to me and Mommy this year, we decided that you could have one gift... early! Really?
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How will Santa know which one to come down? Oh, Santa just knows. Christmas magic.
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Alva, you named your son Bertrude. Okay. Sorry, Bert, but that's not a real name. Sorry, Linda. We can't all be lucky enough to have daughters. Mom, I can hear you.
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Merry Christmas, Grandma! - Aw. - Little bitch. Little Gertrude. And how is my favorite granddaughter? Everybody calls me Trudy now. Trudy?
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Merry Christmas. Why in the hell are you standing all the way back there?
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Oh, yeah. That's the stuff.
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Homemade. Mmm.
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Mmm.
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I didn't care that nothing was inside.
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They're right outside.
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Oh, God. No.
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He's in that structure. Body cams on. Don't give up. You make a wish this time, Santa. Just this once. If you could have anything in this world, what would it be?
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You got to kill Aunt Linda first. What the hell, Bert? You want to squeeze in being a little shit before you die, Bertrude? - I say shoot him first. - What? Wait. No, no, no. Don't shoot him. Don't shoot him first. And don't you call him a little shit, you gold-digging bitch. Okay. I changed my mind. -Shoot the alcoholic bitch first. -Don't call my mom - an alcoholic bitch. - Your mom's an alcoholic. - I'm sorry. - You're a gold-digging bitch. Oh, I'm a gold-digger, when I have a whole-ass career? You're not even part of the fucking family. - She's an engineer. - You know goddamn well... Shut up!
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- What's that? - Huh? ♪ If we can keep the spirit ♪ ♪ More than one day in the year ♪ ♪ Send a message loud and clear ♪ ♪ There's something about Christmastime ♪ ♪ Something about Christmastime ♪ ♪ That makes you wish it was Christmas every day ♪ ♪ To see the joy in the children's eyes ♪ ♪ The way that the old folks smile ♪ ♪ Says that Christmas will never go away ♪ ♪ It's the time of year when everyone's together... ♪ Jesus Christ.