You got to kill Aunt Linda first. What the hell, Bert? You want to squeeze in being a little shit before you die, Bertrude? - I say shoot him first. - What? Wait. No, no, no. Don't shoot him. Don't shoot him first. And don't you call him a little shit, you gold-digging bitch. Okay. I changed my mind. -Shoot the alcoholic bitch first. -Don't call my mom - an alcoholic bitch. - Your mom's an alcoholic. - I'm sorry. - You're a gold-digging bitch. Oh, I'm a gold-digger, when I have a whole-ass career? You're not even part of the fucking family. - She's an engineer. - You know goddamn well... Shut up!
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Incoming! Son of a fucking...
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Don't worry about us, Mr. Claus. We got this. Who is that guy? He said he was Mr. Claus.
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Oh, Jesus. Sorry.
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Hi, Trudy. Hi. I made booby traps like in the movie. It was so funny. Ho, ho, ho.
Anybody know how to work these gizmos? I think so. I used to hunt with my dad. Ow. Copy that. How's that looking? - Yeah, I got it on lockdown. - Heads on a swivel, boys.
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Oh. Trudy! Mommy! Thank God, baby. Are you okay? I'm okay, Mommy. Okay. This is my friend, Santa. What the fuck? I can't thank you enough, Mister... Claus. But please call me Santa. Mm-hmm. You guys should get out of here. It's dangerous. They took my husband and her grandmother.
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That was for Morgan. He may have been stupid, but he was very, very hot.
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-All right, let's get the fuck out of here. -Let's go. - Go where? - Come on, move, you old bat.
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- Incoming! - Heads up!
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Hello, Santa? This is Trudy Lightstone. I hope you're having a nice night. Mm. It's really cold tonight, so don't forget your mittens.
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But then... then I realized I don't need any of that.
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Now you show up, huh? You leave me here to die, come back after all the work's done, huh? You know what? I should make you guys into a stew and feed you to the elves!
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Thanks, Linda. Well, it's nice to do something as a family for a change.
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- Look, Santa! - Hmm? Look who came.
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Oh, God, I can't stay mad at you guys. I... Aw. I can't. I can't. Aw.
