A homosexual and a man in a wheelchair are trying to murder a very small child. - The cripple says to the homosexual-- - Whoa. Stop, stop. Stop! Where did you hear that? A robbery. The gunman told it to the driver who thought it was hilarious, so I memorised it and told everyone. Word of advice? Don't crib your jokes from the trolls of Free City. Trolls? Is that a swing set?
Free Guy
18.4s
That was so much better than ice cream. Whoa! I think someone's at the door. I'll say. Well, this was great. Yeah, it was. Let's meet up again sometime soon. Yeah? Yes. Definitely. Maybe in the real world. What?
Free Guy
1.4s
His whole world's about to end.
Free Guy
1.3s
Who are you?
Free Guy
3.9s
Oh, I wanna hear everything. Oh.
Free Guy
3.9s
My real name continues to be Guy.
Free Guy
1.7s
Maybe not.
Free Guy
2.2s
I really wanna kiss you. Is that weird?
Free Guy
7.2s
- Here you go. - Thank you. - You got it. - Guy? Hey! Hi! Guy, we need to talk.
Free Guy
1.4s
You want to kiss me?
Free Guy
1.6s
I turned off the accent filter.
Free Guy
14.2s
But when I was in the back garden on that little swing-- You know that moment, that split second between rising and falling, when you're totally weightless, it feels like you're free. In love. Free. What you said. Yeah.
Free Guy
2.3s
AKA Millie Rusk.
Free Guy
14.9s
And the Bombshell character in the game wrote a memoir that's a searing indictment of gender roles, the patriarchy. It's a little preachy in parts but, over all, it's pretty good. Millie, we have to celebrate! - No, this can't be happening. - What are you talking about? - This is what we've been working for! - No, I let him kiss me!
Free Guy
2.2s
It's like a digital walkout.
Free Guy
1.3s
We're screwed.
Free Guy
1.2s
This is me.
Free Guy
3.6s
- Really? You're gonna do that? - Really. Wow, you just made that really creepy.