Look, I've been playing Free City for, like, three years now. I've never seen anything like this. Up until recently, I don't even know if I'd have noticed a few NPCs going missing. And I don't know if this is just some whack Reddit theory but some people are saying that Blue Shirt Guy isn't even a player. - That he's actual AI. - AI? Actual AI. You know, alive. It's why Blue Shirt Guy is trending everywhere. Antwan, if you're watching this, please fix the game. - Most of all, bring back Blue Shirt. - Oh, my God. My God! Antwan, you should see this.
Free Guy
20.1s
I don't care. Sir? Sir, just to be clear, are you telling me that it's go time? Are you looking for some sort of banter thing 'cause you think we're friends now and we're in some sort of gang together? Yes. Yes, that's exactly what I'm looking for. Cool, we're a team. We should come up - with a catchphrase, okay? - All right. - On three. One, two, three-- - One, two, three-- Get back to work!
Free Guy
12.9s
Got her. Got her! Got you! Got you! Mouser! Put him up on the screen. Now. Put him up. That's it. Come on, quicker. Yes, there he is. He's joyriding around Free City with some player called Molotovgirl.
Free Guy
1.9s
Everybody get down on the ground!
Free Guy
2.1s
Where the hell is everybody?
Free Guy
1.7s
Someone find me Keys!
Free Guy
2s
Where are all the NPCs?
Free Guy
1.5s
I love it!
Free Guy
1.2s
Cheers.
Free Guy
1.2s
Hello?
Free Guy
8.7s
I do. Southern shore. Hitman's Beach. Well, that's stupid. There's nothing out there but water. Game physics won't even let you get past the shoreline.
Free Guy
8.6s
Screw it. Art nerds. Time for Dude. We're still working on him. I worked on him myself. He's perfect. Drop in Dude now.
Free Guy
6.3s
I love it! I love it, too! Come on, guys, get in here! Huddle up! Here's what we're gonna do! Everyone in!
Free Guy
3.2s
What are we supposed to do now? Now Keys finds us a bridge.