And when you're sittin' there In your silk upholstered chair Talkin' to some rich folks that you know Well, I hope you don't see me In my ragged company Oh, but you know I could never be alone Two oat sodas, Gary. Right. Good luck tomorrow. Yeah, thanks, man. I was sorry to hear about Donny. Oh, yeah. Well, you know, sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes, you know... Hey, man.
The Big Lebowski
5.8s
I was one of the authors of the Port Huron Statement.
The Big Lebowski
19s
I did not know that. Well, it's all water under the bridge. And we do enter the next round robin. Am I wrong? No, you're not wrong. Am I wrong? You're not wrong, Walter. You're just an asshole. Okay then. Play Quintana and O'Brien next week. They should be pushovers.
The Big Lebowski
39.1s
You know what I'm trying to say. I Am the VVa/rus. That fucking bitch! Oh, yeah! I Am the Walrus. Thafis... Shut the fuck up, Donny! V.l. Lenin, Vladimir llyich Ulyanov! What the fuck is he talking about? Fucking exactly what happened to those... That makes me fucking sick! Well, what do you care, Walter? Those rich fucks. This whole fucking thing. I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking strumpet, this fucking whore, could waltz around... I don't see any connection with Vietnam, man. Well, there isn't a literal connection, Dude. No, Walter, face it, there isn't any connection. Your roll. Have it your way. Your roll. But my point is... My point is... QUINTANA: Are you ready to be fucked, man?
The Big Lebowski
18.5s
And the phone. Please, Dude, follow whatever instructions they give. All right. Her life is in your hands. Man, don't say that. Mr. Lebowski asked me to repeat that, her life is in your hands. Oh, shit, man. Her life is in yourhands,Dude. Report back to us as soon as it's done.
The Big Lebowski
23.7s
What makes a man, Mr. Lebowski? Dude. Huh? Oh, I don't know, sir. Is it being prepared to do the right thing, whatever the cost? Isn't that what makes a man? Sure, that and a pair of testicles.
The Big Lebowski
1.3s
Bunny.
The Big Lebowski
3.8s
As you can see, it is a ransom note.
The Big Lebowski
19.8s
Dude. The bagman, man. Where do you want us to go? Us? Shit! Yeah, you know, me and the driver. I'm not handling the money, driving the car and talking on the phone all by my... Shut the fuck up! Dude, are you fucking this up? Who is that?
The Big Lebowski
8.4s
Where the fuck are you going, man? Take the ringer, I'll drive. The what? The ringer. The ringer, Dude.
The Big Lebowski
2.2s
Dude, here. MAN: Who is this?
The Big Lebowski
14.2s
What the fuck? Okay, Dude, you're wheel. Hey, man, what the fuck? At 15 mph, I roll out. I double back, grab one of them and beat it out of him. The Uzi. Uzi. You didn't think I was rolling out of here naked, did you? Walter, please! Fifteen, Dude! This is it! Let's take that hill! Walter!
The Big Lebowski
9.9s
Fuck. Wham he say'? There is no fucking hand-off, man. At the wooden bridge we throw the money out of the oar. We throw the money out of the moving car.
The Big Lebowski
8.9s
Dude. You are coming to wooden bridge. When you cross the bridge, you throw the bag from the left window of the moving car. You're being watched.
The Big Lebowski
22.4s
Oh, shit! What the fuck's going on? Walter... What the fuck is going on? He hung up, man. You fucked it up. You fucked it up! Her “fie was 'm our hands, man. Easy, Dude. We're screwed now. We don't get shit. They're gonna kill her. We're fucked, Walter. Nothing is fucked, Dude. Come on. You're being very un-Dude. They'll call back. Look, she kidnapped...
The Big Lebowski
1m7s
We didn't... They're gonna kill that poor woman, man! What the fuck are you talking about? The poor woman, that poor slut kidnapped herself. Come on, Dude. You said so yourself. Man, I said I thought she kidnapped herself. You're the one who's so fucking certain. That's right, Dude. 100% certain. They posted the next round for the tournament. Donny, shut the fuck... When do we play? This Saturday. Quintana and... Saturday? Well, they'll have to reschedule. Walter, what am I gonna tell Lebowski? I told that fuck down at the league office. V\Iho's in charge of scheduling? Walter! Burkhalter. I told that kraut a fucking thousand times, I don't roll on shabbos! Walter! They already posted it. Well, they can fucking un-post it! Who gives a shit? They're gonna kill that poor woman, man! What am I gonna tell Lebowski? Come on, Dude. Eventually she'll get tired of her little game and, you know, wander on back. How come you don't roll on Saturday, Walter? I'm shomer shabbos. What's that, Walter? Yeah, and in the meantime, what do I tell Lebowski? Saturday, Donny, is shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven and I sure as shit don't fucking roll! Sheesh. Shomer shabbos!
The Big Lebowski
1m19s
You just tell him... Tell him we made the drop and everything went, you know... Oh, yeah. How'd it go? Went all right. Dude's car got a little dinged up. Walter, we didn't make the fucking hand-off, man! They didn't get the fucking money! And they're gonna... They're gonna... They're gonna kill that poor woman. They're gonna kill that poor woman! Walter, if you can't ride in a car, then how do you get around on shabbos? Really, Dude, you surprise me. They're not gonna kill shit. They're not gonna do shit. What can they do to her? Bunch of fucking amateurs. And meanwhile, look at the bottom line. Who's sitting on a million fucking dollars? Am I wrong? Walter. V\Iho's got a fucking million fucking dollars sitting in the trunk of our oar? Our car, Walter? And what do they got? My dirty undies. My fucking whites! SaY,Dude? Where is your car? Who's got your undies, Walter? Where's your car, Dude? You don't know, Walter? It was parked in a handicap zone. Perhaps they towed it. You fucking know it's been stolen. Well, certainly that's a possibility, Dude. Oh, fuck it. Where you going, Dude? I'm going home, Donny. Phone's ringing, Dude. Thank you, Donny!
The Big Lebowski
20.4s
Aitz chaim he, Dude, as the ex used to say. What the fuck is that supposed to mean? What the fuck are we gonna tell Lebowski? Oh, him. I don't know. Vvhatexacfly is the problem? The problem is... What do you mean, what's the... There was no...