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34.2s
Jeffrey! Walter, if you're there, pick up the fucking phone, man. Come on, Walter. Pick it up, man. This is an emergency. Dude ? Dude ? Yeah. Listen, Walter. I'm at my place. I need you to come pick me up. I can't drive, Dude- It's Erev shabbos. What? Erev shabbos. What? Erev shabbos. I can't drive. Man! I'm not even supposed to pick up the phone unless it's an emergency. This is a fucking emergency! I understand. That's why I picked up the phone. Walter, you fuck. We gotta go to Pasadena, man. Come pick me up or I'm off the fucking bowling team.
The Big Lebowski
30.3s
We fuck you up! Show me what you got, nihilists. I fuck you! Walter, come on. He's got a sword. Fucking dipshit with a nine-toed woman! I fuck you! Fuck you! I fuck you! Take it easy, man. I fuck you! Take the $4. I fuck you! I fuck you! I'm gonna hit you with the fucking ball, man.
The Big Lebowski
47.1s
We don't care. We still want the money, Lebowski, or we fuck you up. Fuck you. Fuck the three of you. Cool it, Walter. No. Without a hostage, there is no ransom. That's what ransom is. Those are the fucking rules. His girlfriend gave up her toe. She thought we could get $1 million. It's not fair. Fair? V\Iho's the fucking nihilists around here, you bunch of fucking crybabies? Cool it, Walter. Hey, look, pal. There never was any money. The big Lebowski gave me an empty briefcase, so take it up with him, man. And I would like my undies back. Are these guys gonna hurt us, Walter? No, Donny. These men are cowards. Okay! So we takes the money you have on you, and we calls it even.
The Big Lebowski
2m56s
See them tumbling down Pledging their love to the ground Way out West there was this fella. Fella I wanna tell you about. Fella by the name of Jeff Lebowski. Least that was the handle that his loving parents gave him. But he never had much use for it himself. This Lebowski, he called himself the Dude. Now Dude, that's a name no one would self-apply where I come from. But then there was a lot about the Dude that didn't make a whole lot of sense to me, and a lot about where he lived likewise. Drifting along with the tumbling tumbleweeds But then again, maybe that's why I found the place so darned interesting. I know when night has gone That a new world's born at dawn They call Los Angeles the City of Angels. I didn't find it to be that, exactly. But I'll allow there are some nice folks there. Course, I can't say I seen London, and I never been to France, and I ain't never seen no queen in her damned undies, as the fella says. But I'll tell you what, after seeing Los Angeles and this here story I'm about to unfold, well, I guess I've seen something every bit as stupefying as you can see in any of those other places, and in English, too. So I can die with a smile on my face without feeling like the good Lord gypped me. Now, this here story I'm about to unfold took place back in the early '90s, just about the time of our conflict with Saddam and the Iraqis. I only mention it 'cause sometimes there's a man... I won't say a hero. 'Cause what's a hero? But sometimes there's a man... And I'm talking about the Dude here. Sometimes there's a man... Well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's the Dude in Los Angeles. And even if he is a lazy man, and the Dude was most certainly that, quite possibly the laziest in Los Angeles county, which would place him high in the running for laziest worldwide. But sometimes there's a man... Sometimes there's a man... Well, I lost my train of thought here. But... Hell, I done introduced him enough. ...with them all for a collective action. This will not stand. This will not stand, this aggression against Kuwait.
The Big Lebowski