I don't like your tone, and I don't like your references. And I don't give a shit. Perhaps it's time to remind you this is not simply a dispute with a putative suitor. This is me. So be careful, Bill. Cut all that "Bill" crap out, you son of a bitch. I'll say it again. Be careful, Bill.
Meet Joe Black
13.5s
Can I help you? Excuse me, can I help you? Yes. Dr. Parrish, please. She comes on at 6:00. Oh.
Meet Joe Black
16.1s
You're violating the laws of the universe. - This universe? - Any universe that exists or ever existed. You may be the pro, Joe, but I know who you are, and you're all fucked up.
Meet Joe Black
7.9s
I've never heard her speak of any man as she spoke of you. That's what I always wanted for her.
Meet Joe Black
7.2s
- Are you ill? - Oh, goodness, no. - Then why are you here, Joe? - I'm here to see you.
Meet Joe Black
19.9s
- I am Joe. - Not the one that I met this morning. Hitting on me in as nice a way as I've been hit on in a long time. The second that you found out I was my father's daughter, you, uh... Well, you acted like a stranger. That is not my intention.
Meet Joe Black
7.1s
- Goddamn it. What's going on here? - I think you know. - I don't. - Try.
Meet Joe Black
44.7s
- Death and taxes? - Yes. - What an odd pairing. - It's just a saying, Mr. Black. - Mmm. By whom? - Doesn't matter. Then why'd you bring it up? You're not familiar with the phrase, "In this world, nothing is certain but death and taxes?" - Well, I am now. - Glad I could be of some help. I keep regular office hours if there's any further information you might need... on sayings, common phrases, manners of speaking. My door's wide open. The tea I can provide, perhaps even the milk. Low fat. Yeah, okay, well, uh... I think we've accomplished everything we're going to this morning. Shall we adjourn? But the matter is still on the table, Bill. Joe? Yes.
Meet Joe Black
2.7s
Who is that guy?
Meet Joe Black
7.7s
I get busy doing, uh, what it is I do. And I don't seem to have developed...
Meet Joe Black
5.9s
It's enough... now.
Meet Joe Black
3.4s
I think you know, Bill.
Meet Joe Black
2.1s
What do you mean?
Meet Joe Black
5.5s
- "Yes" what? - Yes is the answer to your question. Ah.
Meet Joe Black
8.2s
- What kind of childhood did you have? - Do you love Drew? Excuse me? When you put your mouth to his, it seemed a frequent thing.
Meet Joe Black
15s
- Tell me who you are. - Are you giving me orders? - No. I'm sorry, I... - No, you're not. You're trying to handle the situation. But this is the one situation you knew you never could handle.
Meet Joe Black
6.7s
- Good morning, Mr. Parrish. - Morning, Jennifer. So, board convenes tomorrow. You'll recommend we close, and it's a deal, right?
Meet Joe Black
20.2s
What are your intentions? Huh? I mean, just to, uh, make little dramas in coffee shops, turn a woman's head? I don't mind admitting that my-my head was turned. I- I liked it. But, well, ten hours later, I feel like a fool.
