Fortunately for you two, we're reviving a canceled undercover police program from the '80s and revamping it for modern times. You see, the guys in charge of this stuff lack creativity and are completely out of ideas, so all they do now is recycle shit from the past and expect us all not to notice. One of these programs involves the use of young, immature-seeming officers. Sir, are you saying that you're going to send us into, like, a child sex slavery ring or something? Sir, if I have to suck somebody's dick, I will.
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- What's up, Zack? - Hey, buddy. What's up, Roman? This is crazy. This is, like, the craziest thing I've ever been a part of.
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- Cool with me. - My man. That is my man...
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I'll come back later.
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- Yeah! Fuck you! Yeah! - Fuck you! Yeah! What's up? Drop my nuts on your motherfucking forehead! - That's right. - Fuck you, park! - We arrest people now! - What up, park? - What's up? What's up? - What up, park? Who wants one?
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Seriously, if you do that again, I'm going to Whac-A-Mole you in the balls. Just stay back. - I could not be more serious. - Take your foot off the brake. - No. I'm not... No. - Take your foot off the brake!
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No! Stop! I'm not fucking kidding! Look, I'm trying to shoot people! Will you stop! Just for two seconds! You're really hot and you're really slutty and it's awesome, but I got to shoot people right now! You think I'm hot?
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Would you...
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All right, let's go, McQuaid!
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No offense, man, but your brother sucks. Yo, this is butt. There's, like, no hot dudes here. - Man, let's bounce. - We're out of here, man. No, no, no, come on, you guys just got here, you just got here. Come on, let me at least give you a tour. Okay, boys, come on, we did it, we can do this, just go, just go as fast as you possibly can. Taking out the SIM card. Taking down Eric with the SIM card information. Come on, CSI the shit out of this thing. - Are you drunk? - No. Have you even been drunk before? - No, but... - Give me this. - What? - Can we get some bitches up in here? 'Cause it's just boys right now. No, you can't get any bitches up here.
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I did read him his right... I did a version of that. - Do you even know the Miranda rights? - Yes.
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What? No.
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Let's hear them, then.
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Oh, fuck.
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Would you... He's going to choke. He always chokes. He's going to choke, wait for it.
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- Get down! Get down! - Get down! Get down!
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What do you get when lithium batteries react to potassium nitrate? That would be a covalent bond, brother. That's when two atoms, they share electrons. You see, they both need what the other one has. That makes them stick together. Are you saying we're covalent bonds?
