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- No, dude, I'm Brad. - Okay, good. So that means your name is Doug, son. - Yeah, I'm Doug. - Great. Here are your class schedules. Funny, I wouldn't have taken you for the brainy type. I wouldn't. But you as a drama geek, far less surprising. Thank you. Now we have the wrong identities, you dumb-ass. I'm in drama. I suck at drama. It's girly and embarrassing. Oh, my God. Relax, dude. Who cares? I can fake my way through band practice and app chemistry for a few weeks. AP Chemistry. AP Chemistry. And, no, you can't, because you don't even know what it's actually fucking called!
21 Jump Street
29.6s
- Shit! - Shit, dude. Are you okay, man? Hey, what the hell? Are you serious? Well, turn that gay-ass music off. - You punched me because I'm gay? - What? No. Come on. That's not cool, man. That is really insensitive. I didn't punch him because he's gay. I punched him, and then he happened to turn out to be gay afterwards. - I was gay when you punched me! - In a weird way, it might have been homophobic not to punch you - just because you were gay. - Right. You punched a little gay black kid in the face, and it's not even second period. How do you explain that?
21 Jump Street
20.7s
And then you two show up, with 30 days left, causing trouble in my school. I am one more black gay kid getting punched in the face away from a nervous breakdown. Do I make myself clear? You guys cross my line again, and you walk into this office, I'm going to expel you. You got me? All right, let's do this. Which one of you is Doug?
21 Jump Street