You some Justin Beaver, Miley Cyrus-looking motherfuckers. Captain Sassy.
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'Cause my piñata is killing me.
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He's short and insecure. And he's probably good with money. - You are good with money. - What the fuck? Didn't somebody tell you guys this was an undercover unit?
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- Brad? - Shit. Where are you going? I don't want to look like it's like I'm wearing makeup. - Right. - Doug! Hi. Brad! Whoa. What are you wearing? Potassium nitrate. Thanks for noticing.
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K-NO-three, don't give no grief.
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Everybody comfortable?
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And if any of my officers are caught giving alcohol to minors, they'll find theyself in prison with a snorkel duct-taped to they mouth and me shitting down that snorkel.
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I need to borrow you. Now's not a good time, Brad.
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I don't... I actually didn't.. I didn't get a letter or anything. - Yeah, like, a start time... - With a dress code or anything like that. Teenage the fuck up!
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I should call you back. Well, all right, I'll see you at school. You're a great person. - Bye-bye. Bye. - Bye. What the fuck are you...
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You will be going undercover as high school students.
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I know what you're thinking, "Angry Black Captain." It ain't nothing but a stupid stereotype. Well, guess what, motherfuckers. I'm black.
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How's it going?
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Are y'all throwing a party?
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Do not have sexual relations with students or teachers, sir.
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- Oh, my God. - We love you. - Enjoy the vineyard. - You boys be good, now. Yeah, I can't believe you guys did this for us.
