Did she just bring up prom on her own? - She did, she just brought up prom. - What is she doing? I think it's going to be awesome. - Prom eats a dong. - Multiple dongs. All right, anyone who says they don't care about prom actually secretly does. Who we gonna take to the prom? No one's going to prom with us. Come on, picture it. You pull up in a white stallion of a limo. You got fine-ass honeys with you. You're dressed to the nines with your best buds. Doves fly out behind you, slow motion. Doves. Why doves?
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Guys, hey, wait. Guys, you're not on the list. Hey, guys, wait! Who cares?
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This has got to be a joke.
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What the fuck is going on? Annie, hang on.
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Wait, how are we going to buy alcohol?
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You failed to stop the outbreak, and you have no leads!
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Is that a code for sex?
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I think you idiots are perfect. You're officially transferred. - All right. Yeah. - That's great. Where should we report to? Down on Jump Street. 37 Jump Street.
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Oh, fuck!
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- Enough. - Too long on the hug.
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Where is he tonight? Probably at home with those lame tools he hangs out with. I don't know. You know how Tom Cruise is always pissed off at Rain Man? That's like my life, except Brad is really shitty at math.
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You, dude, I like you, man. How do you feel about making a little extra money? Whatever it is, I'm in. All right, here's the deal. Okay, I can't sell all this shit on my own, but I only bring in people I like.
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I was chasing my perp, sir. And how did that go for you?
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I haven't trained.
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That's like us fucking Mother Earth without a condom.
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- You got nothing. - How's my dick feel in your ass, huh? - Hey! Hey! - How's it feel? How's it feel now? That's right. Schmidt! Schmidt, we got one! We got one! I got him! Yes! Yes! - Yeah! - We got an arrest! - Yeah! We got him! - Yes!
