I know what you're thinking, "Angry Black Captain." It ain't nothing but a stupid stereotype. Well, guess what, motherfuckers. I'm black.
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How's it going?
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Are y'all throwing a party?
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Do not have sexual relations with students or teachers, sir.
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- Oh, my God. - We love you. - Enjoy the vineyard. - You boys be good, now. Yeah, I can't believe you guys did this for us.
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Do not get expelled. Nobody in the system knows you're here. All right? Nobody. You get kicked out of school, your monkey ass is getting kicked out of Jump Street. Rule number two. Burns.
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Is that code for a sex thing? It's leaving the parking lot. Piñata?
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And then this guy.
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Rule number one at Jump Street. Fugazy.
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And sometimes I get angry. So suck a dick!
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- Holy fucking shit. - No fucking way.
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This place is weird.
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What did I say? What did I say? See? Whose wiretap is working for him now, huh?
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- You have to say the password. - I'm sorry. What? What are you...
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You're the best. You are the best.
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You hear that? That's you.
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I'm just the cleverest fellow 'Twas ever my fortune to know.
