You know what's crazy to me is that I think that I actually thought that we were brothers.
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When I'm talking to him, I'm talking to him. When I say, "Shut the fuck up," - I'm talking to you. - Cool. Now, you two sons of bitches, in my office now. Right now!
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I'm going to shoot you if you don't slow down, man! Come on!
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Holy... They put this on the Internet for everybody to see? They're teenagers, man. They're really stupid. So you should blend right in.
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Hi. I am Billiam Willingham. So I bought these, which is all anybody seems to be talking about right now.
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Jessica, will you go to prom with me? But I already know the answer It's yes.
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Look, dude, it's kind of like we're brothers.
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I could watch this kid all day.
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A lot of things have made me wonder about you. Come on.
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You want me to beat your dick off? You want to beat my dick off? I'll beat your dick off with both hands. What's up? Let's go. - That's weird, man. - I think what he was trying to say was, he's going to punch you so many times around the genital area that your dick's just going to fall off. Why do you have salt in your... - That's actual drugs. - Oh, my God. Get on the ground! Hey! - Come here now! - What do I do? - Chase someone! - Chase someone? Are you leaving your bike here? Okay. All right.
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Gentlemen. We having a little party? Have we forgotten that the use of marijuana is illegal? I have glaucoma. I get nervous in crowds. Herpes.
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Whatever he took, the lab has never seen it before. And as you can see, this kid is white. That means people actually give a shit.
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These guys are, like, big-time drug dealers. If we could take them down as our first bust, we'd be off park duty for sure.
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It's hilarious. So why don't you show us a little respect? - Fuck you, pig. - Hey.
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Cheers.
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Oh, God!
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Yeah, after we made the exchange, our potential business partners got followed by some fucking cops. That's insane, man. Are you serious? Okay, it's just I don't want to go to jail! You know what happens to a handsome guy like me in jail? It rhymes with "grape"!
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- Are you texting? - No, I'm not texting! - Yes, you are! You're texting! - No, I'm not! Okay, almost done.
