Okay, so we stayed up all night making this. It's awesome. You're really going to like it. All yarn work was done by Jenko. Okay, Captain, look, the dealers are the popular kids, but they're not normal popular. They're these crunchy granola dudes that have convinced everyone that they're cool, and they're not cool.
21 Jump Street
6.5s
- So proud. - Like you could do any better? We just brought down a group of wannabe thugs stripping down cars in the Garfield High metal shop.
21 Jump Street
4.5s
Come here. Come here. Don't make a... That is a baton penis.
21 Jump Street
1.5s
Oh, my God.
21 Jump Street
3.7s
That's just what I do. Okay. Shit, man. See you around, all right?
21 Jump Street
1.7s
That was awesome.
21 Jump Street
1.5s
No, stop.
21 Jump Street
6.4s
Yeah, as a matter of fact, I'm about to infiltrate a super high-tech drug manufacturing ring in the chemistry classroom.
21 Jump Street
2.2s
I don't get this school.
21 Jump Street
8.9s
We don't know. That's why there's a question mark on his face. That's not the way his face looks. That's just a question mark. Infiltrate the dealers, find the supplier. Simple.
21 Jump Street
19s
He's getting into Berkeley, early admish, and he totally gets me. Who put this together? Are you autistic? It is artistic, sir, because the thing is, - the yarn actually indicates... - We're compiling a list of suspicious types at school. The users are here. This kid was actually talking to a tree this morning. Cut the bullshit! I want to know who's the supplier.
21 Jump Street
10.2s
- What? - Meanwhile, you two were standing around finger-popping each ether's assholes. We're not finger-popping each ether's assholes. What we're doing is getting shit done.
21 Jump Street
7.3s
Speak of the devil! Dude, that was awesome how you sabotaged that track meet, man. Organized sports are so fascist. It makes me sick.
21 Jump Street
12.2s
I crack and jailbreak kids' phones to try and save for college. You know, I switch their wireless carriers, get them restricted apps. Can you listen in on phone calls and stuff? No, no, I can't install a spyware to remotely monitor calls or anything that the mic picks up.
21 Jump Street
1.2s
I kicked him in the nuts.
21 Jump Street
5.4s
You little dweebs just ruined a five-year investigation. We had no idea. You're, like, an amazing actor, man.
21 Jump Street
8.5s
- Porsche! Porsche! - Police! Get out of the car, douche! I'm on a call here, jackass. That's right. Go to sleep, bitch. You just got head-butted, motherfucker! - Go, go, go, go, go, go! - Shit.
