Hello, Mr. Logelin. -[Matt chuckles] -Welcome back, Maddy. Interesting choice of outfit today, sir. I'm wearing my uniform, and Maddy is wearing pants.
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"Now insert the eighth 44-millimeter screw."
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[Matt] Oh, here we go. This is, uh… this is your diaper rash ointment for you. This one's Maddy's. Just do… do his separate. Here. Just put yours over there so she knows that you have to pay for the stuff that you got for your problem by yourself. And this one's the one I'm paying for for Maddy. -That's yours. This is Maddy's. -Okay. He says situa-- I mean… -Bumps. -Bumps. But it's… it's shavin' bumps. -On your butt. -[Jordan] Not on my butt. -I have shavin' bumps from shavin' and-- -On your… And I saw a video that people use diaper rash ointment to keep their skin clear from gaining shavin' bumps. That's why I got such a smooth neck. -Look how-- -You look great… -I look great? -Yeah. See, look at that. Yeah, she said I look great. Ask to see his butt.
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So let's go home.
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I don't see it. I don't see the eighth 4… 44-millimeter screw. I don't see it. You're not even looking for real. Look… look next to your shoe. Look.
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Okay. Why do you keep acting like you dumb, huh? Because I didn't see it, I'm acting like I'm dumb? You acting like a dumb mother-fudger right now. -Don't cuss at me in front of my child. -I didn't. I called you a mother-fudger. Why are you sayin' "fudge"? There's a baby. I don't wanna curse in front of the baby. So why not just choose another word? I did. "Fudge."
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-You good on the fish? -[Matt] I don't want the fish, man. -[Jordan] How you doin'? -Good. You? [chuckles] I'm doin' fine. Here you go.
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That's what Mommy would have wanted. Come here.
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Happy.
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-[Mike] Let it go. -Why do I try, man? -We are all trying. -No, we're not. -We have nothing in common outside of Liz. -We have-- -Nothing in common! -We have Maddy. Mike, I apologize to you. I'm not stayin' here. I'm not. -I'm not dealin' with you. -Oh, please. [scoffing]
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♪ What I've learned from the ocean ♪ ♪ How to dance and rejoice in the motion ♪ ♪ Let the sun have its moment ♪ ♪ The moon will come… ♪
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[laughs] I don't have no kids. This is for my friend. This for his baby. You know, man, he's buyin' all this stuff. [laughing] He's paying for everything.
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You know, she said you were the one when you showed up with those little grocery store flowers. You had 'em gripped so tight, you crushed the stems. I did. I did. [chuckles] I was… I was nervous as hell.
